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Remuthra

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12870 on: March 16, 2013, 09:22:18 am »

Granted. You now have wicked sideburns.

I wish for an amazing pair of sunglasses.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12871 on: March 16, 2013, 05:04:06 pm »

Granted. They are truly amazing, but they have holographic googly eyes on the front.
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I wish to be 7' tall.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12872 on: March 16, 2013, 05:14:59 pm »

Granted, you are now 7 apostrophes tall.


I wish I lived in a shoe the size of a city. And it didn't smell. And no giant took it back or stepped in it.
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And with a mighty leap, the evil Conservative flies through the window, escaping our heroes once again!
Because the solution to not being able to control your dakka is MOAR DAKKA.

That's it. We've finally crossed over and become the nation of Da Orky Boyz.

Remuthra

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12873 on: March 16, 2013, 05:17:58 pm »

Granted. Your home is conveniently transformed into a shoe the exact size of your precious popsicle stick model city.

I wish to celebrate my great new shades.

RAM

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12874 on: March 16, 2013, 07:40:57 pm »

You threw a party! and everyone was invited! But nobody came...

I demand satisfaction!
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12875 on: March 16, 2013, 07:47:14 pm »

You never wished. 

I wish for painless imortality.  I would not age, need to eat or sleep or drink.  I still feel pleasure, but not pain. 
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Komra

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12876 on: March 16, 2013, 08:25:04 pm »

Granted. One day, you fall into a small crevasse after a landslide. Subsequent geological effects further bury you. By the time you claw your way out, only the death of the sun and the entropic death of the universe await you.

I wish for a single chocolate-chip cookie.
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Devling

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12877 on: March 16, 2013, 08:36:34 pm »

It is perfectly delectable. You are now hungry for more.

I wish for better wish-making abilities.
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RAM

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12878 on: March 16, 2013, 08:48:07 pm »

You gain the ability to wish by making references to duelling without actually using the word 'wish', but the wish-granters just ignore you...

I wish for a cow.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12879 on: March 16, 2013, 11:12:17 pm »

You gain the ability to wish by making references to duelling without actually using the word 'wish', but the wish-granters just ignore you...

I wish for a cow.

I think you just made him worse at making wishes...

Granted. She is your girlfriend.

I wish for my mustache to stop attempting to steal my food.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12880 on: March 16, 2013, 11:54:41 pm »

Granted, deprived of its nourishment your moustache withers and falls away, depriving you of your +5 manliness bonus.

I wish I had a common domesticated cat.
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Komra

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12881 on: March 17, 2013, 07:22:04 am »

Granted. You had one, then it died in a horrible accident involving pirahna.

I wish for a more time-efficient method of eating that maintains flavor and health effects.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12882 on: March 17, 2013, 08:47:43 am »

Granted. You now go into a ravenous hunger furor whenever you see food. You gobble the stuff down, relaxing your esophagus and bursting the tendons of your over-excited mastication & grabby-reachy muscles. Sometimes you lose fingers. Taste and nutrition are unaffected.

I wish for Metrocast to route fiber optics through our area, and allow us affordable & reliable access to it.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12883 on: March 17, 2013, 06:37:59 pm »

Granted, in order to make the download speed reliable, it is limited to 24kbp/s.

I wish for a completed 'let's play' of U.F.O.: Enemy Unknown.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12884 on: March 17, 2013, 06:45:38 pm »

It blows.

I wish Dr. Filth's patients were not sexless, nor were they on desolation row.
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