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[Just Some Guy]

I wish you had a wish.

[Remuthra]

No its not.

Yes it was, actually. Look closer.

[Aseaheru]

AWWW. Right.

What kind, American or original?

I wish for pie flavored pie.

[Just Some Guy]

First off, the quote is "African or European?"

Also, granted. It's a mud pie flavored pie and tastes terrible.

I wish all popular music was prog rock and post punk.

[lemon10]

Granted. The new singers Prog "the rock" Jones, and his sister Post "the punk" Jones become wildy popular. So popular in fact that no song anyone else sings is ever popular again. Sadly, you are the only one the hidden mind-control messages to love the songs fail on, and people think your crazy when you think the songs are crap and sound like fingers on a chalkboard.

First off, the quote is "African or European?"

Exactly, the genie corrupted the wish response quote.

I wish a rail cannon fired a 100kg pieces of steel at 99.9999% of the speed of light was fired the earth, and the projectile hits the earth at that velocity.
((I will note that it is perfectly understood that this wish will kill me, so going "you die huhuhuhu" won't really work))

[Just Some Guy]

Granted. But it was fired from several parasecs away. It'll impact the Earth in 2 million years. You die before then.

I wish that Queen did a cover of "Do You Hear the People Sing" from Les Mis with Freddie Mercury.

[RAM]

The projectile hits and fires the earth, which then becomes an auditor, you are now a number...

Wish for more good grammar I do.

They were prosecuted for a copyright breach and they had to give up their musical careers before they could record any of their famous pieces...

[Aseaheru]

First off, the quote is "African or European?"

I know, i was just trying to be as annoying as white text on a white background.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Congratulations, you now own a 9000 page (pocket) book of morphology & tagmemics. In Swedish.

I wish the RNG had a crush on me favored me.

[RAM]

You find yourself incapable of perceiving anything other than numerical values, not even the relevance of those numerical values beyond being numerical values. This brings about the favour of the Random Number God.

I wish for a heroic quest.

[Meistermoxx]

You find yourself incapable of perceiving anything other than numerical values, not even the relevance of those numerical values beyond being numerical values. This brings about the favour of the Random Number God.

I wish for a heroic quest.

You are chosen by some galactic concience to save the american people from being a constitutional republic and bring democracy.
You are assassinated by a brainwashed FBI agent.

I wish for somebody to post something after this post.

[intelligentmoron]

Granted, you've assured this awful thread carries on for one more post

I was for ALL the desu!

[Loud Whispers]

You was dasu dasu yes

one of you

YES

I wish the number 4165 didn't exist.

[Remuthra]

Granted. Human #4165, nicknamed Loud Whispers, no longer exists. Where he once never stood there is a picture of a hamburger.

I wish for a hamburger.

[Just Some Guy]

Granted, but it's overdone. You die of food poisoning.

I wish that the Eiffel tower was capable of interstellar space flight.