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[timferius]

Congratulations! You now have to dig through a massive list bloated by individual virtual train models to find your games. Also there's no search function.

I wish dinosaurs didn't go extinct.

Granted, however because of this mammals never had their rise, so humanity never came in to existence. Anything that evolved to large and was a mammal was delicous.

I wish dinosaurs didn't go extince just on an individual landmass, in the ocean, surrounded by steep mountains, in the dead center of the pacific.

[Aseaheru]

Granted. However, due to the fact that that is where (aparently) your ancestors where you are now deceased.
I wish for the sky.

[RAM]

The sky falls, and smells of old cabbage...

I wish that enlightenment granted super-powers...

[Zephyr]

granted. it also drives you mad! MAD I SAY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough*

I wish I wasn't crazy. 

[Gentlefish]

Granted. You're so sane and level headed you get locked up because everyone thinks you've snapped.

I wish my job wasn't so boring.

[Remuthra]

Granted, your job is now very !!FUN!!.

I wish i was a polar bear.

[RAM]

You exchange places with a secret agent, you are now in what appears to be an office, holding what appears to be a pen with a handkerchief stuffed in the side of it over some papers. You hear people talking outside the room. You have no training, no experience, nor knowledge about the mission or its environs. Enjoy!

Granted, you are now a black bear at earth's southern orbital pole.

I wish for Dwarf-Fortress-style breeding to be adopted by reality.

[Gentlefish]

Congratulations. You now automatically impregnate your wife everytime she gives birth.

[Zephyr]

granted....i think?

I wish people would stop doing that =p

[RAM]

I wish for silence to spontaneously generate gold.

[intelligentmoron]

Congrats, the universe is now 99% gold and collapses due to the massive gravity of so much gold

I wish for a cute baby panda

[raptorfangamer]

Granted. But its parents want to 'talk' to you...

I wish that I owned the moon. In a sekrit base that self sutentable with access to a moon-sized cloaking devise (so I can make the moon fade into space if somebody doesn't pay). getting all my budget by making people (the whole world) pay me money (a buck) to watch the moon each night and that no legalstuff or warstuff could stop my moonopoly.

[Remuthra]

Granted. But its parents want to 'talk' to you...

I wish that I owned the moon. In a sekrit base that self sutentable with access to a moon-sized cloaking devise (so I can make the moon fade into space if somebody doesn't pay). getting all my budget by making people (the whole world) pay me money (a buck) to watch the moon each night and that no legalstuff or warstuff could stop my moonopoly.

Granted. Aliens decide to peacefully irradiate the moon out of existance to build their new space highway.

I wish I was a phone.

[RAM]

You are an excess product of an older model and spend 20 years in a crate before being being dumped.

I wish that I don't have to grant the above wish.

[Remuthra]

Granted, grant this one instead!

I wish I was a superphone!