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[Komra]

Granted. You now possess all knowledge about the full realization of Rule 34.

(Recommendation to all readers- do NOT google that if you don't know about Rule 34 already.)

I wish for a painless, non-addictive, well-controlled form of brain bleach.

[Remuthra]

Granted. Your brain is now white. Side affects include an affinity for whitewash. Why did you want to bleach your brain again?

I wish Bay12 had a better Pen&Paper RPG community.

[Emral282]

Granted. Dwarf Fortress is canceled leaving only the rpers behind.
I wish for fish on a dish

[tomio175]

Granted. Dwarf Fortress is canceled leaving only the rpers behind.
I wish for fish on a dish

The fish is a great sperm whale. You're holding the dish above your head. The great sperm whale crushes you.

I wish for a more awesome narrator in League Of Legends.

[Remuthra]

Granted. The narrator is Chewbacca. The game's servers are taken offline because no one wants to play a game where you can't understand the narrator.

I wish for squares and circles to each be both squares and circles at the same time. All squares would be both squares and circles. Circles would be the same.

[RAM]

Two dimensional geometry no longer matches three dimensional geometry. Four dimensional geometry decides to join in and time no longer matches human perception of it. Given that, at any given moment, any fixed point is more likely to be a vacuum than anything else, all matter simultaneously depressurises.
 Meanwhile... The confusion between circles and squares causes hopscotch to become insanely frustrating. In turn, 20% of all school children become homicidally insane.

I wish that all non-human primates were to cease to exists for the next 200 years.

[Remuthra]

(That's actually all I could hope for from that wish)

[Zephyr]

(to RAM)

Granted. they come back WITH WEAPONS!!

I wish people remembered me. >.>

[RAM]

All people become identical duplicates of you.

I wish to be riding a nuclear bomb as it triggers the simultaneous detonation of every nuclear bomb on the planet.

[Xantalos]

Granted. However, the guy from Just Cause 2 throws you into the path of one of those nukes.

I wish I could turn off the biological imperative for sex.

[Guardian G.I.]

Granted. Humanity goes extinct, and you die along with it.

I wish I was charismatic, friendly and outgoing.

[Xantalos]

Granted. Humanity goes extinct, and you die along with it.

I wish I was charismatic, friendly and outgoing.

Exactly what I wished for! YAAAAY

You become all those things! You also crave flesh. Guess what you use your talent for?

I wish for ... *dies*

[Gentlefish]

Granted. You now have a wide array of die.

I wish I could understand my fish.

[borno]

Granted. Your fish invades your mind, and suddenly you understand every thought, every emotion, everything that your fish has done, and ever will do. You go mad because of all the information that was crammed into your head in such a short space of time, and promptly die from a heart attack.

I wish for free internet.

[tomio175]

Granted. Your fish invades your mind, and suddenly you understand every thought, every emotion, everything that your fish has done, and ever will do. You go mad because of all the information that was crammed into your head in such a short space of time, and promptly die from a heart attack.

I wish for free internet.

*CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW DIAL-UP MODEM. IT IS MANDATORY TO USE*

I wish for bacon tanks.