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[Argonnek]

Granted, but filth collects in the center, so whenever it is moistened and thrown it coats whatever it hits with awful slimewater.

I wish I owned a large ball of the softest yarn.

[misko27]

Granted, but filth collects in the center, so whenever it is moistened and thrown it coats whatever it hits with awful slimewater.

I wish I owned a large ball of the softest yarn.

That sounds AWESOME though.

[DrPoo]

I would wish i could do telekinesis

[pisskop]

Granted, Its implusive when you are excited in any way.

I wish I could meditate for sleep, like a D&D elf.

[Playergamer]

Granted. You can meditate for sleep, just like a D&D elf. The only problem is that you cannot stop meditating. You end up sitting in a dungeon, permanently meditating.

I wish cats did not ever scratch people. Or bite them.

[timferius]

Granted. You can meditate for sleep, just like a D&D elf. The only problem is that you cannot stop meditating. You end up sitting in a dungeon, permanently meditating.

I wish cats did not ever scratch people. Or bite them.

Granted, they now simply posses your very soul.

I wish my cats would stop hacking up hairballs everywhere

[pisskop]

Granted, now it does what my cat does once a month or so.  It rolls around on its back mewling incesently.

I wish the cafeteria french fries were crispier instead of undercooked.

[kingfisher1112]

Granted, now it does what my cat does once a month or so.  It rolls around on its back mewling incesently.

I wish the cafeteria french fries were crispier instead of undercooked.

Granted. However, they are still on fire.

I wish nothing bad would happen to me.

[javierpwn]

Granted. You are now another person, and get crushed by 30ton boulders.

I wish milk came with chocolate

[Komra]

Granted. The obesity epidemic is now even worse, and everyone's entire bodies calcify over time. Cocoa/lactose-intolerant people are forgotten and break all of their bones.

I wish that I had the ability to make updates on all games occur on time, fully-featured, and reasonably bug-free, all without overtaxing developers.

[timferius]

Granted, you're put in charge of a government branch dedicated to ensure all udates are released on a date promised the day they're announced. However, to counter this, developers start putting launch dates insanely far in the future (up to several years for a smallish update) just so they can ensure they'll reach the date. And it's your job to make sure they don't release early either. Your job is rather public, and the larger gaming community comes to loathe you.

I wish for an enjoyable game to be released that's infinitly replayable. Keeping in mind that I tend to burn out on games rather quickly, and often don't give games a second playthrough.

[pisskop]

Granted.  You discover reincarnation is real and when you final ascend you simply move into a higher existance with more complex rules.

I wish the pimples caused by my diet/schedule change would disappear.

[javierpwn]

Granted, your pimples made by the diet disappear; but alien space pimples suddenly appear and start to take over your brain.

I wish I had $1,000,000

[Ultimuh]

Granted, you get $1.000.000. but loose both your kidneys, spleen and a lung.


I wish I could get DF's worldgen to run properly without any crash to desktop.

[Fishybang]

I wish I could get DF's worldgen to run properly without any crash to desktop.

Granted, Df now crashes on start up.

I wish i didnt have to have braces, and wear headgear.