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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12120 on: November 02, 2012, 07:20:15 pm »

I wish I could respawn in any point I, GreatWyrmGold, chose.

Granted, but ninjas spawn around you with weapons drawn every time.

I wish for the ability to teleport any 'safe' place I choose.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12121 on: November 02, 2012, 07:24:28 pm »

You can, but only once. And hey, a bunker that's a fair distance underneath the earth's crust IS pretty safe. Have fun.

I wish I could teleport as much as I would like, wherever I want.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12122 on: November 03, 2012, 08:19:27 am »

Sure, but when you teleport, your destination is within a !!SMALL!! margin of error.

I wish that my wish doesn't get corrupted.
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Jellycat12

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12123 on: November 03, 2012, 08:26:07 am »

Granted. Your wish wasn't corrupted.

I wish for this wish and my next wish to not be corrupted.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12124 on: November 03, 2012, 08:48:08 am »

Sure, but when you teleport, your destination is within a !!SMALL!! margin of error.
Then it isn't where I want...

Granted. However, that wish and your next wish will not be beneficial for you. Or anyone else, for that matter.

I wish for a cookie or a waffle.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12125 on: November 03, 2012, 08:54:15 am »

Granted. However, that wish and your next wish will not be beneficial for you. Or anyone else, for that matter.
That counts as corrupting it, which is against the wish.

Granted. The waffle has !!RAZOR BLADES!! in it.

I wish for the person who corrupts this wish to die slowly and painfully.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12126 on: November 03, 2012, 09:24:08 am »

Granted, I will die slowly enough to actually live to 2000 years old, and I have a slight pain in my toe for the rest of my life.

I wish I couldn't feel pain.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12127 on: November 03, 2012, 09:40:49 am »

Granted. You die early (IE immediately) and don't feel anything ever again.


I wish for happiness.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12128 on: November 03, 2012, 09:41:46 am »

Granted, your race rips apart as you smile at that extremely happy... thing.

I wish i was a tank
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12129 on: November 03, 2012, 10:06:06 am »

you transform into a turtle tortoise.

I wish I knew why there is such a huge fandom overlap between DF and MLP.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12130 on: November 03, 2012, 10:26:53 am »

Granted. But you are kidnapped when you find out that t....

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Jellycat12

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12131 on: November 03, 2012, 10:47:27 am »

Granted. But...

I wish for pie.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12132 on: November 03, 2012, 01:32:22 pm »

your wish that elephants would eat your unborn child is granted.



I wish that i had a bowl of mashed indie horror games.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12133 on: November 03, 2012, 01:38:12 pm »

Granted. It tastes like ass.

I wish I had the moves like Jagger.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12134 on: November 03, 2012, 04:59:53 pm »

CONGLATURATIONS

You now have those moves like Jagger. The curse of the moves inflicts upon you much pain and suffering.

I wish that IT BEGINS
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