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[Jellycat12]

Hey! That's more than one wish!

I wish for the .

[GreatWyrmGold]

Granted. You .

I wish I had the 100% voluntary ability to divine the true answer to any question I thought of within seconds simply by thinking about it, with no negative side effects, and subtley enough that I am not taken by any organization to be forced to use my power against my will, with my current self-control being enough to avoid overuse.

[tomio175]

Spoiler: Ninja'd... (click to show/hide)

Granted. You get a period. It's yours. Prepare for nany more, once a month. If you're a man, you'll be bleeding from your penis

You go into a coma because of a booze-related incident and become a vegetable two days after you gain this ability.

I wish.

[Jellycat12]

Granted. You get.

I.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Granted. You get a period. It's yours. Prepare for nany more, once a month. If you're a man, you'll be bleeding from your penis.

Wrong wish.

I.

You.

I wish I had the 100% voluntary ability to divine the true answer to any question I thought of within seconds simply by thinking about it, with no negative side effects, and subtley enough that I am not taken by any organization to be forced to use my power against my will, with my current self-control being enough to avoid overuse.

[tomio175]

Gwg, fixed it already.

No wish? You die from a piranha bath during your man-period. Ouch.

I wish I was Neill.

[GreatWyrmGold]

That was really stupid. I thought these were supposed to be corrupting the wishes, not saying something bad that happens.

Granted. You're my step-grandfather who died from smoking too much. To quote my The Art of Minimalism game, Respawn? Only you can't.

I wish I could respawn.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Granted, you only respawn in magma.

I wish for QUANTUM physics to be applied in Dwarf Fortress.

[Jellycat12]

Grantedd. It lags it so bad time stops.

[Generic Wish]

[tomio175]

[Generic corruption of said generic wish]

[Uncorruptable wish]

[Jellycat12]

[Corruption of Wish through loophole]

I w.

[GreatWyrmGold]

[Corrupted] c w.

I wish I could respawn in a point of my choice.

[Xantalos]

Granted. A guy named My chooses for you. He hates you.

I wish for thing.

[Facekillz058]

Granted, bad thing.

I wish for a cute, fuzzy, nice, calm, totally alive, non-diseased, kitten that never needs to eat or drink.
It also has no claws, and can't bite hard enough to hurt. It also doesn't need to breath.
It can't die.
It's name is Mittens.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Granted. It's evil and clever enough to successfully execute a plan to destroy the universe.

I wish I could respawn in any point I, GreatWyrmGold, chose.
And while I'm on it, Xantalos's corruption requires a grammatical error.