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[pisskop]

Let me tell a story, story of a man
who wants to be a god, and rule all the land
Hes dressed in brown, in brown leather cloth
hes got a bone mace, and lives in the woods
In the deep woods, he got a good house
he found some mushrooms, and gobbled them down
then he saw a bear, a big bad bear
it ran up to his ear
and started to shout...

I wish for more kohness like that.

[bobboy555]

Ok, You can have your kohness, but the bear comes up to you with your kohness and removes your arms from your torso and consumes them.

I wish that dorf.

[Jellycat12]

Okay. You dorf.

I i.

[bobboy555]

I I CAPTAIN!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

I wish that Jellycat12 could form comprehensible wishes.

[wer6]

granted however she need your soul do so

[IamanElfCollaborator]

No wish, so your head explodes.

I wish that people would stop shipping any of my RP characters illogically.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Granted. Your roleplays get ignored.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

 Granted. You wish to die alone burning in a pit.

I wish to die alone burning in a pit.

[wer6]

granted however  inorder to die you must sign  a little over  half a billion bureaucratic forums. you kill your self

i iwsh i had a elven army to raise the mountain homes while i as a god in the heavens indirectly   govern them.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

granted however  inorder to die you must sign  a little over  half a billion bureaucratic forums. you kill your self

i iwsh i had a elven army to raise the mountain homes while i as a god in the heavens indirectly   govern them.

You never say how, so I die alone in a burning pit, therefore my wish wasn't corrupted.

Granted, the elves raise the Mountainhomes to heaven and the dwarves spill out and kill you.

[wer6]

as you have no wish your head implodes as my ast will before i die as a god.

i wish i have a army of elf's so i  can raze the heaven mountain home while i rest in m god heaven which i control the army using  telekniesies

[Skyrunner]

Granted. You now have an army from Elf (hence it is Elf's army). The army razes the mountainhome which also happens to be where your heavenly resting spot is. You dior from the fumes.

The worst part? You don't even have an army to your name.

I wish I was a master of all college courses.

[wer6]

your brain explodes from the sheir complexitie of alll of it.

i wish i was a necxromancer,and the king of several elven kingdems so that if i die a M.A.D scenario is assured (mutually ensured destruction)

[Cassandra]

Your advisors eat you, and die of food poisoning. The rest of elven life moves on, and they crown a new king, since they weren't responsible for your death.

I wish that the next five wishes would not end in death.

[Corai]

The next five wishes end in slow, eternal agonizing torture they can never die from. Nice job breaking it hero.

I wish that wish did not apply to me.