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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11835 on: October 22, 2012, 09:00:24 pm »
Quote from: anailater on October 22, 2012, 08:47:51 pm
The universe collapses into itself leaving you never dying in an empty void forever.
Not a downside for him.

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Granted. They are real and strong enough to work... and rebel.
Granted. You are guided in the wrong direction.

I wish I had free access to any SCP I chose, only those SCPs, and that my judgement remains unimpaired.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11836 on: October 22, 2012, 09:08:06 pm »
Quote from: Corai on October 22, 2012, 08:51:23 pm
You are enlightened about how KFC makes their chicken. You can never enjoy chicken again.
I already knew that :P Plus I'm already a vegetarian, so ha!


Granted. The SCP foundation catches wind of your powers and contains you.


I wish for a working Star Trek replicator.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11837 on: October 22, 2012, 09:12:35 pm »
Granted. You leave it unguarded for a minute, someone replicates a replicator, and the world economy crashes in a week.

I wish the SCP Foundation saw me as a good potential ally due to my affinity with SCPs. And my ability to set keters free.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11838 on: October 22, 2012, 09:12:56 pm »
Granted. It's on a Borg ship, and it just assimilated you. Ninja'd

Granted. They attempt to dissect your brain.

I wish for... Life, the Universe, and Everything, to be under my control!
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11839 on: October 22, 2012, 09:13:46 pm »
You got ninja'd. Please corrupt my wish.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11840 on: October 22, 2012, 09:14:18 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 22, 2012, 09:13:46 pm
You got ninja'd. Please corrupt my wish.

You got ninja'd telling me that I got ninja'd.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11841 on: October 22, 2012, 09:17:34 pm »
Yup.

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You have control, and break the universe one night while drunk. Was this piece the gravitational constant, Planck's constant, or π?

I wish my dissected brain could make the world better.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

Cassandra

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11842 on: October 22, 2012, 09:19:16 pm »
It does, but they screw up when they try and put it back. You don't get to see the better world. Guess that's not too bad, but since it later breaks when a drunken omnipotent removes gravitational constants...

I wish for cake.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11843 on: October 22, 2012, 09:45:57 pm »
You receive a size 3000 cake, as you take a bite a legendary axedwarf bursts out, and hacks you to pieces.

I wish Dwarf Fortress was real. (I don't see how this could possibly go wrong)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11844 on: October 22, 2012, 09:47:34 pm »
Wish granted. Your last fortress also appeared near your house. And they just got revenge on you for all your !!Science!!, and every dwarf that died. MAAAAGMA!

I wish I was my adventurer from Dwarf Fortress!
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11845 on: October 23, 2012, 12:48:19 am »
Granted, you are that adventure that died brutally without even killing anything. Have fun being dead.

I wish I had a everlasting gobstopper.
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And with a mighty leap, the evil Conservative flies through the window, escaping our heroes once again!
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Because the solution to not being able to control your dakka is MOAR DAKKA.

That's it. We've finally crossed over and become the nation of Da Orky Boyz.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11846 on: October 23, 2012, 12:55:35 am »
Granted.  It tastes like Crap. Everlastingly.

I wish I had a loyal-to-me Velociraptor army!
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Cassandra

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11847 on: October 23, 2012, 12:58:31 am »
Granted. They destroy everything you hold dear, usually by accident.

I wish for the full release of Dwarf Fortress from the future.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11848 on: October 23, 2012, 06:26:11 am »
Granted. Here's the time machine. Go ahead, it's not dangerous at all.

I wish I had a perfectly safe time machine and the immortality to use it properly.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11849 on: October 23, 2012, 06:32:35 am »
granted it can go only to when  al your family died, simultaneously in a fire.\

i was i had a pet elf, ya know for doing things i would need to be done
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Just before leaving, Psysquid quickly summons a Burrito in his mouth.
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