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misko27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11625 on: September 26, 2012, 01:23:58 pm »
Granted. You are arrested for violoating FAA Flight laws, and flying without a license (seroiusly, that happens, there was a story about a guy who tied helium ballons to a lawnchair, and was arrested)

I wish for Purina Cat food.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11626 on: September 26, 2012, 02:57:01 pm »
Granted. It's on fire as well.

I wish for a popular, good and competitive shooter is made available for Debian distributions of Linux. It must also function.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11627 on: September 26, 2012, 03:21:15 pm »
One is brought out. Sadly, no one can understand it, as it is a few hundred times more difficult than DF.

I wish I was on fire.
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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on April 21, 2013, 09:17:18 pm
...You're arguing with the GM? Why don't you argue with Jesus about how much Peter liked clams?
Because each player's delicious tears are fuel for the continued torture that is the Warrens of Oric the Awesome.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11628 on: September 26, 2012, 03:25:11 pm »
Granted. You spontaneously combust as your entire body burns.
Not before long, you drop to the floor, dead.

I wish for dancing skills.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11629 on: September 26, 2012, 03:26:24 pm »
Granted, but you seem to land upon all sorts of sharp stuff, ranging from glass, to nails, to upright adamantine spikes!  Yowch!

I wish I had an army of crundles tamed to my satisfaction!
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11630 on: September 26, 2012, 03:28:16 pm »
Granted. They're not the DF creature.

I wish my laptop AI was less needy and more...like a friend.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11631 on: September 26, 2012, 03:31:12 pm »
Granted, your laptop considers you its only friend, and gets eerily jealeous when you leave it alone.
I wish I could stop eating the Goobstoppers in the Vetran's Ooasis.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11632 on: September 26, 2012, 03:36:00 pm »
You can stop eating those. But it'll take you five hundred Jupiter years. Even in death, you still eat them, one way or another...

I wish to be a lot better at everything than any other creature that will ever exist, that I am immortal, cannot be wounded or hurt in any way if I didn't want it, that my brain can and will easily handle being immortal and the tons of knowledge it'll have t know on it's own for the rest of eternity and that I live through it as I am now.
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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on April 21, 2013, 09:17:18 pm
...You're arguing with the GM? Why don't you argue with Jesus about how much Peter liked clams?
Because each player's delicious tears are fuel for the continued torture that is the Warrens of Oric the Awesome.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11633 on: September 26, 2012, 04:21:46 pm »
Your brain handles it. Your soul does not. The endless years of solitude lead you to a life of depression, which ends with you trying to commit suicide, and you allow yourself to be hurt. Unfortunately, you're immortal and can't die. The rest of eternity is spent in excruciating pain and loneliness.

I wish nerdcore was more popular.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11634 on: September 26, 2012, 04:37:25 pm »
Granted. Everyone now loves nerdcore, and you're suddenly a hipster that liked it "before it was cool."

I wish for good luck.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11635 on: September 26, 2012, 04:48:41 pm »
Granted. Your life is like you rolled a 6 in Roll To Dodge...for EVERYTHING!
Including Roll To Dodge.

I wish I could find an affordable psychologist for my laptop.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11636 on: September 26, 2012, 04:51:41 pm »
Granted. The psychologist is quite bad at psychiatry.

I wish people would stop ninja-ing my posts in the thread
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11637 on: September 26, 2012, 04:52:26 pm »
Granted, Now you are 'the fool who spoke first'.  (ninja-crite)

I wish for more Goobstoppers.  (I ated all mine :( )

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11638 on: September 26, 2012, 04:55:51 pm »
Granted, but I immediately steal them all because they're awesome.


I wish for even MORE gobstoppers.
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Quote from: Chesterton
For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

misko27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11639 on: September 26, 2012, 04:59:12 pm »
Granted. The gobstoppers crack your teeth. Didn't you listen to Mister Wonka?

I wish for bananas.
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