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[vadia]

granted now all food tastes like waste.  Also everybody knows you made that wish.

I wish everybody that makes  a full repentance this yom kippur.

[pisskop]

Granted, and now rabbis are so dealing with this massive wave of spontaneous (seemingly earnest) conversion that present jews get no attention at all.

I wish television was a tool instead of a way of life for everyone

[Mr Space Cat]

Granted. The television proves to be a remarkably effective tool for driving in nails.

I wish someone could think of a wish for me.

[misko27]

Granted. They wished for it themselves.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

[Vorthon]

Granted. Mostly because you've starved to death, but still.

I wish Tamriel was real, that I could go there, and that they weren't hostile towards the world.

[Spinal_Taper]

Yeah, Tamriels races are not hostile against the world. Tamriel itself is. The land itself rises to assault our world, starting with you.

I wish my randomizer would skip all the music I used to like, but find disgusting now,.

[Mr Space Cat]

Granted. The randomizer instead plays the music you never liked at all, ever. How'd those get on there?

I wish homework could go do itself.

[Gamerboy4life]

Homework now does itself.

Wrong.

Have fun failing math class.


I wish I were Steve Jobs reincarnated.

[Spinal_Taper]

Granted. You're Steve Jobs reincarnated.

I wish that the right people got respect, for the proper amount of work.

[NESgamer190]

Granted, but you were given the respect of a traitor, getting a death trap for compensation.  Ouch.

I wish I was actually a female!

[kaijyuu]

Granted. A pair of scissors float by, and well... by most scientific classifications, you are now female.

I wish for a million dollars. And not sand dollars, either.

[misko27]

Granted. Monopoly Dollars.

I wish my sister had not lost my groceries.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Granted. They are rotten now, and your whole family becomes deathly ill.

I wish I had a laptop that worked well.

[pisskop]

Granted, and with all the free child po.... why is the FBI storming your house?

I wish women (and men) would stop flirting with me.

[misko27]

I wish women (and men) would stop flirting with me.

It's people like this that make me wish I had a Dwaarven war hammer in real life, WAIT I KNOW!

Granted. Everyone is too busy flirting with your significant other.

I wish for a dwarven silver war hammer!