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Skyrunner

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11565 on: September 24, 2012, 03:23:22 am »

Granted, but the world crumbles a bit each time you use it, ending in it being destroyed in only five uses.

I wish I was an excellent PVPer.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11566 on: September 24, 2012, 04:39:45 am »

Granted. You pwn noobs with the best of them. You gain the ire of some elitist jerk who is mad that you kicked their patootie, and they stalk you and murder you in your sleep.

I wish for a pony.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11567 on: September 24, 2012, 04:48:49 am »

Granted, You are now the proud owner of a pony, however you are also now female.

I wish that the upcoming wishes granted keep me immortal at the constant age of twenty-five. (in other words imortal at how i looked/felt at twenty-five)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11568 on: September 24, 2012, 04:52:21 am »

Granted. Except, they're Jupiter's years, not Earth's. You crumble to dust.


I wish I was male again o.O
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11569 on: September 24, 2012, 05:06:44 am »

Granted, your a ninety-seven year old man.

As Immortal Dust I wish to complety cover the world and bring about the end of the age of man.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11570 on: September 24, 2012, 05:26:27 am »

Granted, but we all know there's probably some unbreached cavern isolated from your deadly dustiness.

I wished I had a pet crundle!  (Oh god, not again with the crundles...)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11571 on: September 24, 2012, 05:54:00 am »

Assuming you are a man, you already have one.

If you are not, congrats!

I wish I had something to do, something fun.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11572 on: September 24, 2012, 05:55:15 am »

You get a pet crundle. (and yes this is directed at Skyrunner in case anyone's wondering)


I wish I was less of a jerk.
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Quote from: Chesterton
For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11573 on: September 24, 2012, 06:12:02 am »

Granted, Your now a Computer.

For my Next WishI wish that the wish made after this one is granted three various forms of corrpution instead of one.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11574 on: September 24, 2012, 06:18:02 am »

Granted. An anvil hits your head, your house is accidentally demolished, and the US economy collapses.

I wish that the US economy would collapse. Because why not?
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11575 on: September 24, 2012, 09:14:27 am »

Granted. Because the government tries to intervene the entire continent is locked in a permanent state of poverty. If you do not live in america, then congratulations! The same thing incidentally happens to your country as well.

I wish that teachers of mathematics would find a way to make the education more Fun.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11576 on: September 24, 2012, 09:19:53 am »

Granted. Because the government tries to intervene the entire continent is locked in a permanent state of poverty. If you do not live in america, then congratulations! The same thing incidentally happens to your country as well.

I wish that teachers of mathematics would find a way to make the education more Fun.
They do, but it's at your expense.

I wish for NOTHING.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11577 on: September 24, 2012, 12:16:23 pm »

Granted. Nothing looks suspiciously like something though. Wierd.

I wish that the next person would wish for a gold-plated goat.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11578 on: September 24, 2012, 01:05:10 pm »

Granted.


I wish for a gold plated goat to appear in front of Hans during work, and that everyone will know it is his.
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Quote from: Chesterton
For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11579 on: September 24, 2012, 02:01:04 pm »

Granted. Now that they take all their money as well, the government steps in to perform all of the coorporations' previous "functions".

I wish vegetables tasted even worse.
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