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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1273051 times)

Zrk2

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11535 on: September 22, 2012, 04:37:37 pm »

It does, at your expense.

I wish my wish was not corrupted.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11536 on: September 22, 2012, 04:44:40 pm »

Granted. You wasted a wish, you moron!

I wish everything was perfect.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11537 on: September 22, 2012, 06:04:39 pm »

Everything is perfect, but in iit's own way. Nothing changes.

I wish I was a iron Forgotten Beast, with decent intelligence and at least four legs and four scythe-like arms.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11538 on: September 22, 2012, 06:15:47 pm »

Granted. You are caught in a cage trap and left in the dining room for dwarves to gawk at, until they all die and you are left to rust forever.

I wish someone was able to hear me scream.
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Hanslanda

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11539 on: September 22, 2012, 11:08:51 pm »

Granted. They quickly put in earplugs and go on with their business.

I wish there was magic in reality. And I was good at it.
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misko27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11540 on: September 22, 2012, 11:13:19 pm »

Granted. Everyone else is better.

I wish I had the attention span to update Necrothreat tonight.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11541 on: September 22, 2012, 11:14:11 pm »

I was going to make Warhammer magic real...

Granted. You can't do anything else...ever.

I wish I would always roll well in RPGs.
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Hanslanda

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11542 on: September 22, 2012, 11:15:32 pm »

Granted. You never play any RPGs ever again.

I wish Warhammer Magic was real.
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misko27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11543 on: September 22, 2012, 11:16:55 pm »

I was going to make Warhammer magic real...

Granted. You can't do anything else...ever.

I wish I would always roll well in RPGs.
Almost did that myself.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11544 on: September 22, 2012, 11:19:45 pm »

Granted. You never play any RPGs ever again.

I wish Warhammer Magic was real.

Granted. You are good at it.

I wish the guy above me knew more about dark fantasy.
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NESgamer190

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11545 on: September 23, 2012, 08:59:26 am »

Granted, but unfortunately, he knew so much of it, he made it a reality, sentencing the non-believers to death!

I wish I had some adamantine armor in real life, and I mean a breastplate, a helm, a set of greaves, high boots, and gauntlets, and let's not forget shield.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11546 on: September 23, 2012, 09:26:02 am »

Granted. Clad in seemingly impenetrable defenses, you proceed to procure vengeance on those that have wronged you. When fighting your most hated nemesis, you are about to finish him off when he throws sand in your eyes, then shoots you in the upper arm and you bleed to death. Guess that armor set should have included a mask and chainmail shirt.

I wish I was the supreme overlord of Physics.

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11547 on: September 23, 2012, 09:29:00 am »

Granted. You are unable to do anything, because physics are an unvarying set of laws.

I wish I was the supreme overlord of biology.
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misko27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11548 on: September 23, 2012, 04:16:37 pm »

Granted. You start a reign of terror on earth, served by nightmarish mutants who follow you're every whim and force the rest of the planet into slavery. I doesn't stop the assasin robot from shooting you in the face, however.

i wish I was the supreme lord of chemistry.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11549 on: September 23, 2012, 04:36:15 pm »

Granted, now you lo wok happily trough window while your zombie experiements run wild in the city

ps:continue the combo

i wish i was supreme lord of arts
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