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[Caesar]

You are now finally a master of the arts of linguistics! Unfortunately, all the languages you are even remotely familiar with have gone extinct by the time you finished your study.

I wish for the next person to corrupt my wish.

[Blizzlord]

Granted. As a result; however, you regret your decision in having the wish corrupted in the first place.

I wish for moar sciences. 

[Lagslayer]

Granted. Now governments all over the world are pouring money into proving how Justin Bieber is the ultimate form of entertainment.

I wish I wish something else.

[X-03]

Granted. You literally wish the words "something else", and the wish goes out with a poof from the lack of a true request.

I wish for the ability to completely and utterly control time!

[Hanslanda]

Granted. But everytime you use your ability to control time, the universe breaks and resets to one second before you used your ability, and you suddenly don't want to use your ability. This results in you perpetually not wanting to use your time manipulation abilities.

I wish that I was the wish giver.

[Spinal_Taper]

Granted, however, you can't use magic, and must grant all wishes using elbow grease.

I wish I had someone to do Peace Walker co-ops with.

[X-03]

Granted, however, they are terrible at it, and blame YOU. They also love to overuse internet memes and talk with acronyms, and you end up ragequitting Peace Walker for all eternity.

I wish for a GIANT DEATH ROBOT!
(Can't see how THAT would go wrong...)

[Megaman]

It causes Giant Death.

And robots.

(You are deathly allergic to robots)

I wish for a puppy

[Blizzlord]

Granted. It is trapped in Schrödinger box instead of his cat.

I wish that reality shared the awesome concepts of western animation.

[Xantalos]

Hooray, it does! Everything is like a cartoon! Unfortunately the show gets cancelled.

I wish for...the ability to fire boiling butter from my elbows. Because why not.

[Megaman]

Granted! You are burnt as a witch

I wish for a wish for a fish

[Lagslayer]

I wish for a shark to eat Megaman.

[Nega]

I wish for a shark to eat Megaman.

Gran-Wait...what's that? Why is the sky dark all of the sudden? Why is there sudden thunder as well as a torrential rain? Suddenly, you hear a booming voice: THOU HATH FORGOTTEN TO GIVE MEGAMAN'S WISH GRANTED, AND NOW THOU SHALL SUFFER!

Suddenly, a fist-shaped lightning comes crashing down from the heavens, crushing you into the ground! All that is left is bone and ash, being swept away from the rain into the darkest deaths of the Earth.
AND NOW THINE WISH BE GRANTED!

I wish for a wish for a fish.

Granted. But you are the fish! You now flop around uselessly and die of oxygen deprivation.

I wish I was better at remembering things.

[Donuts]

Granted, however, you dont remember good things, only bad things!

I wish for a pie with... pie flavour!

[Lagslayer]

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I wish for a shark to eat Megaman.

Gran-Wait...what's that? Why is the sky dark all of the sudden? Why is there sudden thunder as well as a torrential rain? Suddenly, you hear a booming voice: THOU HATH FORGOTTEN TO GIVE MEGAMAN'S WISH GRANTED, AND NOW THOU SHALL SUFFER!

Suddenly, a fist-shaped lightning comes crashing down from the heavens, crushing you into the ground! All that is left is bone and ash, being swept away from the rain into the darkest deaths of the Earth.
AND NOW THINE WISH BE GRANTED!

I wish for a wish for a fish.

Granted. But you are the fish! You now flop around uselessly and die of oxygen deprivation.

I wish I was better at remembering things.

I granted his wish by giving my wish. A shark is a fish, and I wished for it. The shark was going to eat him, hence the corruption. It also doubles as my wish, because his wish was for a wish, so my wish qualifies.