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[Rose]

A mars bar falls onto russia.

(And I play an RPG character who grows flowers, he's awesome!)

I wish I didn't need to work.

[kingfisher1112]

A mars bar falls onto russia.

(And I play an RPG character who grows flowers, he's awesome!)

I wish I didn't need to work.

Your muscles atrophy. You die.

I wish for nothing bad to happen to me.

[Blizzlord]

Granted. Your neighbors printer starts to malfunction.

I wish I was that printer.

[adasdad]

granted. you are designated SCP-████, object class keter, and are successfully contained by the Foundation. Someone tries to use you to kill SCP-682, but you get destroyed by his LIZARDY MARTY STU-NESS.

I wish that the next person to post on this thread after this dies a horrible dath.

[adasdad]

*death. wait- FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Lagslayer]

I wish I was a necromancer, so I could raise adasdad as my zombie slave.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. Too bad you're quite bad with slave control and end up being slobbered in zalivah.

BRAAAAAAAAINS!

I wish I was more alive in this forum.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, you are sucked into the code and forced to survive in the barren landscape fending off spambots and bad bits of BBcode.

I wish I had some tea.

[Cheesoburgor]

Granted you had a cup of best tea in the world and you waste all of your money to get as much of that tea as you could

i wish i could live my memories

[Argonnek]

Granted. You forget many of the good times you've had and are forced to relive other, more irritating, more tragic memories.

I wish I could cook extremely high quality meals.

[Cheesoburgor]

Granted. you have created **Dwarf steak**


i wish i could die (cant corrupt this can you?)

[Frontestro]

You die, but instead of going to heaven or hell your spirit is scattered across the cosmos forcing you to "live" in astral form for all eternity.

I wish for an alien invasion.

[crazysheep]

You are the alien. Prepare for a SWAT invasion of your home.

I wish for some Tiberium.

[Cheesoburgor]

Granted. you got some tiberium to your collection and you are now so mutated that everyone screams in fear when they see you

I wish peace on earth

[Lagslayer]

Granted. I mean, the nuclear holocaust kind of sucks, but there's nobody/nothing to fight anymore. An eternity of peace and quiet.

I wish for an anti-troll gun.