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[SoHowAreYou]

Granted the Rofl god strike you down for the mundane wish

I wish I was  the Rofl god.

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Granted. Because the thing granting the wish does not know what fahrenheit is, the temperature is lowered by 20 degrees Celsius.

I wish I could channel a powerful source of magic.

Well it was 105 here today so that's also cool

[adasdad]

granted, but no one believes in you, and you wither to a shred of consciousness.



I wish for a vial of awesome.

[misko27]

Granted. Its so pure, and amazing, that it jumps out of your hand, round-kicks you in the face, snapping the spine, jumps on a flaming horse, and kisses your girlfriend as it rides into the sunset.

I wish for a yacht.

[SoHowAreYou]

Granted you take your friends on a cruise in uncharted waters and you turn in to a rich businessman who is murdered by Homer Simpson.

I wish that I was the God of the internet and that grimithr was lord of the Earth.

[feralferret]

Granted. The surge of power which grants you godhood also blows out every power transformer on earth. The internet no longer exists and the world is plunged into total anarchy. The Lord of the Earth is killed by a torch-and-pitchfork-wielding mob looking for someone to blame.

I wish Bullfrog went on to great success and Dungeon Keeper 3 was released, surpassing the original in awesomeness.

[crazysheep]

I wish Bullfrog went on to great success and Dungeon Keeper 3 was released, surpassing the original in awesomeness.

Granted. However all the company did was make the original DK less awesome, and make DK 3 meh. This effectively renders the current DK more awesome.

I wish for some noms.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. A bunch of Northern Ohio Medical Specialists arrive at your house, and discover you're alive and well. They demand payment, and you try your best to explain you did absolutely nothing, but they keep pushing.

Your metaphorical golden coffers have run out.

I wish for a pan.

[crazysheep]

Granted, the Greek god appears.

I wish for some satyrs.

[Spinal_Taper]

Granted.

They get drunk, party at your place, and vomit on your furnishings.

I wish that I looked great 24/7.

[adasdad]

you look absolutely great for one whole week.


I wish for EPIC WUBS

[Rose]

granted, you constantly hear incredibly loud dubstep that drowns out everything else. Also only you can hear it, nobody else. You eventually go to an asylum.

I wish for free food.

[SoHowAreYou]

Granted it is cooked by Allied Master Computer.

I wish to be the Allied Master Computer from the short story.

[adasdad]

you rob a bank. enjoy your free prison food.
you hear a paradox and explode.


I wish for less epic wubs.

[Spinal_Taper]

Now, instead of somewhat good dubstep, it's awful, causing you to snap before the men in white come and put you in a special jacket.

I still wish I would finish the first turn of my RTD.

[SoHowAreYou]

Granted have fun with the second. (Its implied)

I wish that the world was Grimith's