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[Blizzlord]

Granted! math can't square the unknown... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

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I know what Half life is.

The logo. It is an encircled lambda to the exponent 2. That is what you (might) mean with λ²

And please, carry on.

[Argonnek]

Granted! math can't square the unknown... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

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Granted. The carcass drives you more insane than you already were.

I wish I remembered all unicode codes.

Granted. The codes soon become all you can remember at any given moment.

I wish I could find my Diablo 2 play disc.

[Devling]

Granted! math can't square the unknown... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I know what Half life is.

The logo. It is an encircled lambda to the exponent 2. That is what you (might) mean with λ²

And please, carry on.

Wait, where is that located on the keyboard? Also, I still know what Half life is. I was noting that it was strange to square a logo, or whatever that symbol is. 

[Dunamisdeos]

Your Diablo 2 disc has been nailed to your forehead.

I wish for an undeniably and personally beneficial result from my wish, which vaguely involves a twenty dollar bill, gummi bears, and a live sheep.

[Trapezohedron]

Oh groovy, you see pentagrams on the walls with gummi bears emerging out of them, while singing the opening to My Little Pony: FiM. Also, the twenty dollar bill dances and the lit-up pot seems to be made out of liquid.

You're so ecstatic, you're on Cloud 9! It feels so fluffy out here, and the pained bleeting of the sheep and its red waterfalls just add to the scenery...

I wish I was a subtle vampire.

[Xantalos]

Granted. You're so subtle you forget you're a vampire and die of bloodthirst.

I wish for cheese.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. You get orange colored slime. It seems to move, and seems to shift holes in its mass from place to place.

You're the first victim it tastes.

I wish I was immortal and never turn insane from anything.

[Dunamisdeos]

Granted! You are transformed a computer, timeless and emotionless.

This computer. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antikythera_mechanism

I wish I was purple.

[Devling]

You know that really noxious bright purple?
Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah..... Your that color. Everybody avoids you.


I wish for more wishes!

[Blizzlord]

Wait, where is that located on the keyboard? Also, I still know what Half life is. I was noting that it was strange to square a logo, or whatever that symbol is. 

Click the browsers address bar. Now hold alt (if you are on windows) and press 955 on the numpad. Let go. You now have a non-capital Lambda.

Granted. The purple colour makes you a prime target for lynching. Also, you start feeling blue.
Granted. They do not grant anything; however.

I wish that the school staff would dance to Catgroove on stage in front of the school.

[adasdad]

ya know, I don't think I want to corrupt that one.



I wish that season 3 would have banana joke.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, the joke is that a giant banana from outer space flies down and proclaims itself the new overlord of whatever show you are watching.  Unfortunately this means that the show is canceled due the censors believing that it is supposed to contain some sort of subliminal message.

Really it wasn't all that funny.


I wish I had some tea.

[Blizzlord]

Granted. It was made from foul leaves.

I wish for immortality, invulnerability and the ability to never get bored.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, you are never bored because you are entranced by a single speck of dust.  You spend eternity following it from place to place.

I wish I had a trench coat.

[Devling]

The trench coat is laced with cancer.

I wish for not having don't cancer no.