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[JackOSpades]

Granted, your rules lawyer Informs you that by posting within this topic you have entered into a binding agreement whereby any wish which is by its nature incorruptible or through the future actions of yourself or others becomes incorruptible will be deemed Invalid and any and all effects of said wish real or imagined become null and void.

I wish for people to stop attempting to find incorruptible wishes based on the previous statement.

[Blizzlord]

Granted. They no longer try, but manage to do it anyway.

I wish I liked trains.

[adasdad]

you like trai-*VERY LOUD DOPPLERED SIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN*


I wish that I could play the elders scrolls: elsweyr by tomorrow

[Spinal_Taper]

you like trai-*VERY LOUD DOPPLERED SIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN*


I wish that I could play the elders scrolls: elsweyr by tomorrow

You do. Unfortunatly, the copys R'lyehian speech reacts with the pentagram under your desk, causing the rise of Cthulu. I wish that I was one with all the vidya games.

[adasdad]

you have all of the vidya games, including TES: elsweyr, which reacts with the pentagram under your desk, causing the rise of cthulu's brother frank.


I wish I could have a perfect life.

[Blizzlord]

Sure thing, but a perfect life isn't fun.

I wish there were more living dwemer in the elder scroll games (other than that bloated, corpus infected dwemer on Vvardenfell who survived their undoing).

[Xantalos]

Granted, they're horrendously OP'd, and the whole Elder Scrolls franchise bombs.

I wish I could alter my body and genetics to extreme points. Nothing can go wrong here! (Read: creative going wrong, if possible.)

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. There's a mod for that, somewhere.

Poof! You became Coco Crunch!

I wish I was a prototype mecha unicorn with wings and weapons.

[Devling]

To bad they don't exist.... so you don't exist....

I want to be the guy!

[Sirus]

You are the guy. You get crushed by a giant fruit.

I wish I had duct tape.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. It does not teach you how to tape a flashlight on your gun. A zombie in the dark claws your head off.

I wish I was Doomguy.

[Sirus]

You are the Doomguy. You kill the demons. And then you were a zombie.

I wish I could pilot any airplane like an expert.

[jetex1911]

Granted. You can now pilot any airplane whenever it's grounded.

I wish I could play more Dragon's Dogma. 

[Donuts]

Granted. It lags like crazy, and you get killed repeatedly and then you break your PC.

I wish for Lollipop

[Blizzlord]

Granted. It has a bitter taste...

I wish I could channel the one power.