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[Audioworm333]

Granted. Too bad you don't have a lighter.

I wish [insert random funny thing here]

[Blizzlord]

Granted. Now you are the laugh of the century and everyone loathes you.

I wish people wouldn't hate other people for the shows they watch during their free time.

[miauw62]

Granted.
Everybody thinks everything in the shows is true

Hm, i dont like thinking up wishes. I wish i dont have to do a wish. (probably unoriginal, but i cnat come up with other things)

[adasdad]

FATAL ERROR: PARADOX DETECTED. EXPUNGING CONTAMINATED TEMPORAL REGION.

I wish that I wouldn't find any bananas ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[Xantalos]

Granted, you find them on the MOON with 2 'O's.

I wish that I HAD THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But was not He-Man.

[Dr. D]

You know have THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! which is 3 watts of power. So not a lot of power.

I wish I had a better wish.

[Devling]

Yeah! All the cancer orphans are cured! (but the price is your eternal soul)

I wish didn't have to sleep, and this didn't have a negative in pact on myself, others, or any objects.

[Glacies]

A shame you didn't define negative impact. You're dead, so you never have to sleep again.

I wish France was the biggest country in the world.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. It was. Now, it isn't.

I wish I was full of intelligence.

[Guardian G.I.]

Granted, your stomach is full of top secret American intelligence. The CIA wants to literally tear you apart.

I wish I knew all of Russian grammar rules.

[Devling]

A shame you didn't define negative impact. You're dead, so you never have to sleep again.

I wish France was the biggest country in the world.

STOP RIGHT THE FUCK THERE
Death is negative.
I don't have to qualify negative.
Its in the dictionary, not knowing what it means is your own fault.
People don't have to "define" words that are already defined.

Also France turns into a fascist police state.

I wish for some ice cream.

[adasdad]

enjoy your cyanide icecream!


and personally I think if I died and went to heaven t would be edging towards positive.

I wish that everyone understood the internet

[bukitodinos]

everyone now uses LOL and BRB in normal conversation

i wish my mom had reason.

[lordcooper]

Granted, you mother buys a copy of Reason.

I wish someone else would make a wish for me.

[Argonnek]

Granted. They wish that you were on fire.

I wish I could get away with not doing assignments with no repercussions.