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[SoHowAreYou]

Oh. I feel like a fool but will you respond?

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. Nobody knows you. You're the nameless king, just as everyone else is a king of their lives. It does not help you pay your bills.

I wish I wasn't always confused.

[SoHowAreYou]

Congrats you realize what they meant by ignorance is bliss have fun in your mental hospital.

I wish I lived in the Shlock Mercenary universe.

[Scelly9]

I wish I lived in the Shlock Mercenary universe.

Granted, you are an extra that never speaks and is promtly shot.

I wish that Star Wars Ep 2 wasn't so bad.

[bitesh]

Granted, it was never made, because 4 WAS that bad, prompting the end of the series before there was ever one.

I wish Apple still made good products instead of switching to it's "oooh, shiny" policy.

[SoHowAreYou]

Granted they all cost far more than you will ever have.

I wish all of the forces of nature obeyed me.

[Argonnek]

Granted, but you accidentally mess something up and the universe explimplodes. That's right, it explodes and implodes simultaneously.

I wish I had the time necessary to fully time necessary to fully clock speeds of over 0=1 banana-nut muffin mix tape.
I killed the thread! Yes! I win!

However, it didn't deserve to die, so I have an alternate wish: I wish that I was a master at first aid.

[Ibid Straydrink]

Granted, but you accidentally mess something up and the universe explimplodes. That's right, it explodes and implodes simultaneously.

I wish I had the time necessary to fully time necessary to fully clock speeds of over 0=1 banana-nut muffin mix tape.
I killed the thread! Yes! I win!

However, it didn't deserve to die, so I have an alternate wish: I wish that I was a master at first aid.

You are an unparalleled expert in the application of emergency medical assistance and triage, undergoing a life-threatening existential crisis.

[Blizzlord]

You did not make a wish to grant. Wisest choice of your life.

I wish for more Warhammer 40k models of the right army, paint scheme and wargear selection.

[Vorthon]

Granted. You are buried alive in a mountain of models. You are slowly crushed by them.

I wish I for a wish which I use to wish for a wish which I use to wish for a wish, ad infinitum.

[Blizzlord]

Granted. Now your mind is overloaded due to the fact that you basically control everything.

I wish people understood me.

[adasdad]

people understand you, and are so revolted by your essence that they decide to cupcake you. (the great thing about avatars is that they can say what references will be understood by their owner)



I wish that I was ico.

[Devling]

To bad every gamer who has played that game has killed you at this point!
Good luck with that enternity of pain.

I wish Warhammer 40k was even MORE Grimdark.

[Spinal_Taper]

Granted. 40K is so Grimdark, it's newest expansion is about the heat death of the universe. You open the box. It is empty, except for one sticky note labeled Rules. It says change all movement speed to 0". Eliminate assault and firing phases. Nothing is released afterwards. I wish for GABEN.

[Devling]

FOOL YOU HATH DOOMED US ALL! FIRE AND BRIMSTONE, FIRE AND BRIMSTONE-

I wish that Warhammer 40k ended, happilly.