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[Donuts]

Granted, it eats you.
I WISH FOR... *drumroll* Nuclear wintah!

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, you a given a nu winter clear of snow.

I wish for a penny.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted, you a given a nu winter clear of snow.

I wish for a pennywise the Dancing Clown.

"Did you call for me? I prefer to eat children, but you'll do."

I wish for a oscillating PIANO

[Vorthon]

Granted. You gain an oscillating Primary Incendiary Augmented Nuclear Oven (Or, PIANO, for those of you who like acronyms). The oscillation jars the door open while it's on, blasting you with temperatures in excess of a thousand degrees celsius, while simultaneously bombarding you lots of high-energy radiation. It hurts. A lot.

I wish for the Necronomicon.

[Donuts]

Granted, but skeletons come and kill you a few seconds later.
I wish for cake, that isnt poisoned or a lie or anything like that. AND I DONT WANT IT TO BE A PIE!

[Rose]

You get beefcake. Lots and lots of beefcake.

As in a bunch of buff guys in speedos crowd into your room.

I wish I was a buff guy in a speedo.

[jaxy15]

Granted. While you are flexing, your speedo falls off and you don't notice it. You are then arrested for public nudity.

I wish hsiw I

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. Oh wait, did I?

I wish for a Hand 'Kerchief.

[Donuts]

Granted, but you drop it into The Dead Sea
I wish for pie. APPLE.

[bukitodinos]

its synthetic apple and tastes like shit

i wish for........for.............for
.........for........

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[Sirus]

Granted. You go stir-crazy and kill yourself.

I wish people would stop trying to make wishes un-corruptable, because it is impossible.

[Rose]

Granted. They no longer bother making wishes.

[Phantom of The Library]

You indeed fly into outer-space on a space-camel named Zoe, however, you are shot down by the intergalactic balloon police.

I wish for a dime.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted, but where's the fun in that?

Instead, have an impossible wish.

I wish for me to be totally immune to death, perfectly skilled in all the skills, be tall, slender and muscled, totally looking like a hunk, totally not needing to sleep, eat and drink, and be happy for all eternity.

As well as being immune to crippling disease and damage, like broken bones, torn wounds, etc.

Have a uranium dime. You die of radiation poisoning.

I wish for a cotton candy.

[Sirus]

The cotton candy is made of cotton. Ew.

I wish that I had one million pennies.