Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Sirus]

Granted. However, creepers gain the same ability. The world is doomed.

I wish for garlic bread.

[Nega]

Granted, but you suddenly become a vampire. Now if you eat it, you will die.

I wish for This little guy to exist in real life.

[xdarkcodex]

Granted, his species briefly existed but a virus manage to spread to all it's whole populations and all their organs rotted and they all died horribly.

I wish I didn't have school photos next week.

[Sirus]

Granted, his species briefly existed but a virus manage to spread to all it's whole populations and all their organs rotted and they all died horribly.

I wish I didn't have school photos next week.

Granted. They are going on right now, and you have a nasty acne attack.

I wish my car would run like new.

[lordcooper]

Granted, your car has now been half manufactured.

I wish Michael Bay wasn't making the Turtles film.

[Guardian G.I.]

Granted. It is announced that Uwe Boll now leads the production of this film. Lulz ensue.

I wish I would not feel so envious of random people I have never met and will never meet.

[adasdad]

granted. for reasons involving diplomacy, plagues that infect politicians, and guy named steve, you meet every peron in the world. you are enious of every one.


I wish I could make witty jokes on a dime, and that I make one wehen the wish corruption kicks in. ad you have to state the joke, no "you died but made a witty joke"

[Epithemius]

Granted. You fall into a sewage vat and drown. You say "What a crappy way to die!" before you slip beneath the liquid. 

I wish that I could pilot a Nyx in EVE Online.

[Donuts]

Granted, but you get shot down horribly
I wish for epic wish. Since its 13:37 here in Denmark.

[adasdad]

you wish to sommon an Epic. the Epic stomps you and kills you.


I wish for SPAGHETTI

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. Here's your order of Barbed-wire spaghetti.

Enjoy your meal...

*evil laugh*

I wish I had access to a book that can teach me how to alter reality via coding in a computer.

[Donuts]

Granted. You alter reality so much you do not exist anymore.
I wish for epic ice cream.

[Shakerag]

Granted, but you now have a condition where you can no longer taste anything.

I wish I was brutally torn limb from limb.

[Donuts]

Granted, but you are assembled again.
I wish for the great Pedobear to die, and not ressurect.

[adasdad]

now he's a ghost!


I wish for milk for my SPAGhETTI