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[Flying Dice]

Granted. The forum crashes and never recovers.





I wish I could download all the pony art.

[Drago55577]

Granted, but you get some mechs to


I wish the same

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. You keep it hidden in your XXX folder. Your mom discovers it, and after a heated argument, she deletes it.

I wish for a swarm of missiles to engulf me.

[Shoruke]

...Granted. Missiles strike the ground near you, engulfing you... in fire.

I wish the days were four hours longer.

[Sirus]

Granted! The night is now 4 hours shorter! Everyone blames you for the lack of beauty sleep.

I wish for ninja skills.

[Argonnek]

Granted, you now have ninja skills, but only when your body reaches incredibly specific astronomical coordinates relative to the sun, stars, and theoretical edge of the universe. Keep in mind that all things within the universe move, making this impossible.

I wish I had a Browning Automatic Rifle with several boxes of the correct ammunition, all of which were obtained legally.

[Sirus]

Granted! The rifle is broken (requiring very specific, extremely rare parts) and the ammunition is moldy, making it unsafe to fire.

I wish I could make toys come to life.

[Argonnek]

Granted. The toys that you create then go on fantastic little adventures. In doing so, however, they damage sewer connections, electrical circuits, and gas hookups. The maintenance costs thousands, but their continued adventures keep breaking everything.

I wish that I knew how to dance.

[MikaTheCrazy]

Granted, you can't stop dancing.

I wish the corruption of my wish doesn't harm anything and I end up with free ps3 games.

[bombzero]

Granted, your entertainment center breaks under the weight, cracking your TV when it falls.

I wish that i had a better computer.

[Vorthon]

Granted. The entire galaxy is converted into computational substrate, which serves as the basis of said computer. You are now alone in the galaxy.

I wish I could come up with truly villainous villain for the D&D campaign I'm planning.

[Sirus]

Granted. It is so evil that none of your players will face him.

I wish we had more rain so we can avoid a drought this year.

[bombzero]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Granted. The entire galaxy is converted into computational substrate, which serves as the basis of said computer. You are now alone in the galaxy.

i missed the bad part.... lol.

Granted, your house floods and never drains, have fun wading through 2 feet of water.

I wish that gas didn't cost so much.

[Argonnek]

Granted. There are now oil wells all over the landscape, polluting all the world and killing us slowly with contaminated air and water. But hey, at least gas is cheap!

I wish I knew the question of life, the universe, and everything.

[bombzero]

Granted, you now know the question to everything, but none of the answers. (wording, lol)


I wish that people were less greedy.