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Skyrunner

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10425 on: March 13, 2012, 08:18:48 pm »
Don't worry, your corruption failed because I'm a DM! D:


I wish I wished for something incorruptible!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10426 on: March 13, 2012, 08:27:53 pm »
Granted! One of your D&D players embodies Incorruptible Pure Pureness of Purity, and refuses to do anything that could possibly be construed as "wrong". He surrenders to highway bandits, refuses to kill monsters, and releases the Great Queen of Demons because "I thought she could use some fresh air".

I wish I could come up with better/shorter corruptions.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10427 on: March 13, 2012, 08:28:53 pm »
((At least they didn't unleash PunPun the Kobold.))

Longer is better, so you come up with shorter ones and fail.

I wish I understood AP Calc easily.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10428 on: March 14, 2012, 12:59:23 am »
Guys, what the hell happened to my wish on page 695? No one granted it.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10429 on: March 14, 2012, 01:06:07 am »
Blame bukitodinos for spamming Youtube links  ::)

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Granted! However, you lose the ability to understand basic arithmetic.

I wish I could slap people over the internet.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10430 on: March 14, 2012, 02:33:00 am »
Granted, you can. but so can everybody else. and they all slap you. It's an unending torrent of slaps. like a ddos, but with slaps.

I wish I had something to eat.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10431 on: March 14, 2012, 06:54:04 am »
Granted. The door behind you is locked, and in front of you is SCP-173. Good luck.

I want to play a game!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10432 on: March 14, 2012, 09:48:33 am »
Quote from: Sirus on March 14, 2012, 01:06:07 am
Blame bukitodinos for spamming Youtube links  ::)

Re: Skyrunner
Granted! However, you lose the ability to understand basic arithmetic.

I wish I could slap people over the internet.

whoops srry fogot to grant il do it now

the illiosions are so powerful they fool you and you go mad
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10433 on: March 14, 2012, 12:16:00 pm »
Granted! MLP is canceled forever and the world rejoices!

I wish that the person who corrupts my wish is not a "brony".
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10434 on: March 14, 2012, 12:54:54 pm »
Wish granted, except I am.

I wish for the ability to stab people and not get in trouble.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10435 on: March 14, 2012, 02:02:13 pm »
Granted. You don't get in trouble, but you do feel happy. So happy, you get high and kill everyone you love/loved/could have loved/might love. You are sad now and kill yourself dying happy.

I wish I could do the SAT IIs all in one day.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10436 on: March 14, 2012, 04:14:03 pm »
Granted. didn't say you did WELL at them but you did them. you're so special =D

I wish I could control minds
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10437 on: March 14, 2012, 04:46:12 pm »
You control your own mind forever, controlling yourself to control yourself to control yourself and on and on and on.
Then you die of dysentry and insanity.

I wish for dysentry.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10438 on: March 14, 2012, 05:33:29 pm »
Granted you get dis sentry. Right here... it shoots you dead.

I wish I could become multiple people
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #10439 on: March 14, 2012, 05:39:23 pm »
Granted. you get split in half becoming two!

I wish i got to see something funny.
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