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[bukitodinos]

you now can't read any other book

i wish that you all would join the republic of derp

[Kestrel_6]

Granted. Since i became a scientist, I build a Republic Destroying nuke, and since i am under the influence of DERP, i detonate it.

I wish for an M-76 Revenant (ME2/ME3)

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. You now have one in your possession. The ammo, on the other hand...

I wish I was a DUCK

[Chaos Armor]

Granted. But it's duck season! No rabbit season! Duck season! Rabbit season! Rabbit season! Duck season!

I wish that I had some cookies.

[Flying Dice]

Granted. They are eeeeevil cookies!



I wish I had some muffins.

[zomara0292]

Granted, but Derpyhooves eats them right out of your hands and hides in a chicken coop of infinite possibilities.

I wish these fishy wishes would stop being wished.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, however all of the wishes afterwards are just red herrrings and not wishes at all.

I wish I hadn't waited until now to start watching Tengen Toppa.
((And I've seen episode 8 already so you can't pull that corruption on me))

[Drago55577]

Granted, I erase your memory and you never see the show.



I wish flying dice would corrupt this

[terkiey]

Granted, but it kind of failed.

I wish for a memory eraser like Men in Black.

[Flying Dice]

Granted. The clerk hits you over the head with a sledgehammer.





I wish I could be hit over the head with a sledgehammer made of chocolate.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. It doesn't taste good or smell good.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's poop.

I wish I had a missile-spamming, fast and easy to use, spaceship.

[Flying Dice]

Granted. You now hear "MAH KUH ROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" every twenty minutes for the rest of your life.






I wish for immortality.

[Drago55577]

Granted, but its temporary


I wish for someone to be shot in the head with a sniper

[jc6036]

Granted, but its temporary


I wish for someone to be shot in the head with a sniper

Granted.  Max Payne then finds and kills you for getting his ass shot.

I wish that I could catch up with Homestuck.

[Baneling]

Granted.  Max Payne then finds and kills you for getting his ass shot.

I wish that I could catch up with Homestuck.
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Granted. But then you get to the latest page and you are sad forever because Hussie lied and did not start putting out 100 pages a day.

I wish I had a box of 1000x1000x1000 metres on the inside and 10x10x10 metres on the outside, with a door 2x5 metres that only I can open. Containing two boxes, both refilling instantly and indefinitely when closed - one containing any item of food(one at a time) I think of and one containing any drink(ditto) I think of. Comfortably furnished, completely airtight(vacuum seal) with a safe and renewable infinite energy source that does not cause pollution as well as a machine that generates enough air to fill the room before recycling what's already there infinitely. Also, internet access and my desktop.