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[Chaos Armor]

Granted, but I make my corruption so clever that mortals like you can't hope to understand it.   

I wish I knew more programming.

[Flying Dice]

Granted. You now make jokes that make most people look at you bemusedly.




I wish there were more hours in the day without drastically affecting conditions on Earth.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. Some occult scientists experiment with the unknown, and something devastating occurs. The whole world now experiences The Dark Hour, an hour outside of normal universal time where anomalous entities appear out of nowhere to eliminate organic entities.

I wish I was mute.

[Flying Dice]

Granted. You are now a mute button on the television remote of a remarkable unpleasant individual.




I wish to be devoured first by the Elder Gods.

[Azthor]

Granted, you are devoured first by the Elder Gods and, right after,by the Outer Gods.

I wish for a multiversal scale götterdämmerung.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. The above poster has no wish, so he doesn't receive this pot of gold in my hand.

[I wish my corruption would be put inside brackets]

[Flying Dice]

{Granted}




I wish people would corrupt wishes instead of granting them.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. This wish has no corruptions, whatsoever.

I wish I regret this wish.

[Alternatecash]

You instantly regret the wasted time as you contemplate your mortality, precious seconds whittled from your lifespan.

I wish Uwe Boll would be drawn and quartered, his last hours filled with unendurable agony.

[terkiey]

Granted, they mix up Uwe Boll with Alternatecash.

I wish that the wishes here were more creative, thought-out and hard to corrupt.

[Zecro_The_Scourge]

Wish granted, your head implodes anyway.

I wish for nothingness. the tomb of the void one would say, the space between spaces.

[terkiey]

I grant the wish, but then I dissapear before the wish is complete, causing only half the world to be nothingness.

I wish that this thread would get more posts because I like replying to these.

[obolisk0430]

Granted.  Your posts are always ninjad now.  I wish I didn't have to do my junior paper.

[Sirus]

Granted.  Your posts are always ninjad now.  I wish I didn't have to do my junior paper.

You have been kicked out of school. Now you don't need to do a paper!

I wish to be a Starfleet Captain.

[rarborman]

Granted, you are teleported into a startrek convention, in captains uniform.

I wish I was right.