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[zomara0292]

Granted. But I call Jesus on you because you left your projects out in the rain. Long story short, he kicks you butt.

I wish Fniff would finish his colony thread.

[terkiey]

He ends it by telling everyone he cba to do it anymore.

I wish that dwarves had teleportation powers.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted, they teleport to the HFS and:

'Your fortress has crumbled to it's end.'

I wish my personal text had BLARG somewhere in it.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. Your birth certificate has been defaced, and your name there is now BLARG (all caps). Congrats, you're going to have much trouble trying to correct that mistake.

I wish the fribblings of quandrip wirepinkle the wort al tel.

[terkiey]

Granted, but something happens.

I wish I understood wtf you just said.

[JackOSpades]

You understand and the untold horror strips your mind bare leaving you a drooling husk.

I wish ][ Hisw I

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, you are a paradox causing mirror which is shattered by the Rolling Stones.

I wish that I could boogie.

[JackOSpades]

Granted you pick your nose...


I wish I could get this song out of my head.

[zomara0292]

Granted, Dwarf Fortress takes over your life once more. At least until you end up in that generated world. You look, and see nothing, but you can smell the strong smell of booze. Everywhere.

I wish I was invincible to an arrow in the knee

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, you are instead killed by a poptart cat flying through your stomach at rainbow speeds.

I wish that I had a better green highlighter.

[JackOSpades]

Granted you have the best green highlighter EVER!!!!!  its made from gold and studded with jewels that sparkle in the sunlight, it marks with glorious perfection in a shade of green that makes god himself weep tears of joy at its beauty.

its so wondrous that you can't stand the thought of someone else using it... or worse STEALING it. you lock it in a vault and guard it day and night as you cannot bare to be parted from it for even a second. driven mad by your NEED to keep it safe you forget basic hygene and shun humanity. Eventually it claims your life as you even forget to eat and your soul becomes trapped within your Precious... just another in a long line of victims..... 

I wish all my corruptions were that awesome.

[Trapezohedron]

Grante- 404: AWESOME NOT FOUND. TAKE THIS INSTEAD: [PILE OF DUNG]

I wish I got hit by a brick joke train.

[Drago55577]

granted, you hit by a train flying of a track at supersonic speeds due to universal lag (probably because of DF) filled with bricks with jokes on it... you get ripped apart at the atomic level.

you are dead


i wish i made awesome corruptions.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, you corrupt your own wish and you can't anymore.

I wish that I had remembered that I had tea steeping before it got cold.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. This time, you remember. As you put the teacup closer to your lips, a train hits you out of nowhere.

In the end, you never got to enjoy hot tea.

I wish somebody corrupted my wish with zalgo or the censor unicode box thing.