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[bukitodinos]

you suffocate from being in the stratosphere

i wish for my own hunting grounds filled with deer, and rabbits

[PokemonRocks85]

Granted all the deer and rabbits rebel and kill you with their strong forces

I wish that i got all A+ in my classes

[Skyrunner]

You get A+ rated detentions.

I wish I knew C++ in and out.

[terkiey]

Granted, but you don't have a computer.

I wish I had a box of CHOKLITS.

[JackOSpades]

I wish I had a box of CHOKLITS.

granted you now own 1 box of choklits, it is located on the other side of the earth at the bottom of a monster filled dungeon. (you own neither the dungeon nor any resident monsters.) so good luck enjoying your CHOKLITS now 

[Phantom of The Library]

Since you have not made a wish I will make it for you:

I wish that Skyrunner would update!

Granted, the update is horrible because Skyrunner is offended by the obvious placement of a whiny PLEAS UDAET in somebody else's words.

I wish that my mahjong level was even higher than Bush's

[JackOSpades]

I wish that my mahjong level was even higher than Bush's

granted your mahjong level is higher than that of a random shrubbery, seeing as how they arn't conscious much less sentient their level on ANYTHING is effectivly 0. your mahjong level therefor would now be 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
its higher than a bushes but probbly far lower than what you had before your wish.

I wish Ididn't have to end these with a wish, I can never think of a good one.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, then you are killed by Kim Jong Il and are never able to make a post again.

I wish that when I wanted sunshine I didn't get rain.

[JackOSpades]

granted, but now you are in a endless desert and when you pray desperately for rain you get nothing but hot, soul crushing, dehydration causing sunshine.

I wish I knew what skyrunner was so I'd care if it updated or not.

[Phantom of The Library]

You know who Skyrunner is, and she brings down the wrath of the creeper upon your pitiful homestuck-y head.
_{(She's about five posts up.)}

I wish I could see more than tetrahedrons. 

[terkiey]

Granted... You see too much... too much..

I wish that this wish was witty and hard to corrupt.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, however I manage to corrupt it in an even more witty way that results in the entire world bowing down to my wittiness, and the first thing that I do after going mad with power is sentencing you to a life of working at the Starbucks where all the annoying people go.

I wish that I could stop waitin' waitin' waitin' on the world to change.

[terkiey]

Granted, it changes into a worse place.

I wish IDIOTS would stop posting song lyrics

[Loud Whispers]

Genius's from across the multi verse diverge onto singularity in this thread to post lyric songs.

I wish I could never give you up, never let you down, never turn around, and desert you :3

[FuzzyZergling]

Granted. Your head is cut off and grafted to my side against both our wills.

I wish to be the very best, like no one ever was.