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[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted, but this event is similar to dividing by 0, thus ending the universe.

I wish for more slaughtering of elves.

[bukitodinos]

the elves now hate anthing that is not a tree\

i wish for a cozey bed:3

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted, but it burns your skin on contact.

I wish for souls.

[Strife26]

Granted!

Sadly, as souls are made of neither matter, nor energy, you've got no way of interacting with them. Have fun with the moral implications of owning up to all the immorality that multiple people commit, though.



I wish that my experiences would be a good contribution to the oversoul.

[Kestrel_6]

Your oversoul tells you to run people over.

I wish that The Grid from TRON Legacy was real.

[bukitodinos]

you are stuck in it

i wish for a phone

[Loud Whispers]

You get no phone, you don't want to be alone today.

I wish someone got that obscure CAKE reference 

[GlyphGryph]

Granted. Everyone gets it, but no one bothers to tell you.

I wish Loud Whispers actually knew how to play this game properly.

[freeformschooler]

Granted. Now he's spamming the thread.

I wish I could draw better.

[Vorthon]

Granted. You drawing skills increase by an infinitesimally small amount.

I wish I could figure out what to do with my life.

[Sirus]

You decide to become a Masochistic Transhumanist Aspie Furry Prostitute. Business is slow.

I wish I enjoyed red meat.

[Flying Dice]

Granted. You now crave human flesh.



I wish I had some more hot chocolate.

[Loud Whispers]

Someone gives you the urban dictionary definition of hot chocolate.

I wish I could see into the future, not withstanding the present changing said future sights.

[Yoink]

Granted, you take a seat at the front of the bus.

I wish I didn't live right next to a busy multi-lane road.

[SirAaronIII]

Granted, now you live right on the busy multi-lane road. Here comes a huge truck!

I wish I had a SORD.....