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Phantom of The Library

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9480 on: January 01, 2012, 06:09:49 pm »

Granted, Ali Baba kills you and takes all your stuff.

I wish for a big glass of Dr. Pepper
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9481 on: January 01, 2012, 06:11:53 pm »

you rown in it
i wish for a penney
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9482 on: January 01, 2012, 06:18:30 pm »

You get one penny.

Nice use for a wish, eh? ;3

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9483 on: January 01, 2012, 06:21:10 pm »

Granted, but you also get a man who constantly knocks at your door, asking for her.
"Penney?" *knockknockknock* "Penney?"
"Penney?" *knockknockknock* "Penney?"

Darn you ninja.

Granted, it's so hyper-activE that it vibrates constantly and you can't read anything.

I wish I had a small glass of Dr. Pepper
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9484 on: January 01, 2012, 06:30:33 pm »

it can hold one ml of dr pepper :)

i wish for a cardbord box and some markers
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9485 on: January 01, 2012, 06:37:33 pm »

Granted, but the markers are all dried out and the cardboard box is treated so markers don't work on it.

I wish for one nice bowl of chicken broth.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9486 on: January 01, 2012, 06:51:20 pm »

Granted, but the markers are all dried out and the cardboard box is treated so markers don't work on it.

I wish for one nice bowl of chicken broth.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9487 on: January 01, 2012, 06:54:17 pm »

I wish no one pressed the right button.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9488 on: January 01, 2012, 06:56:14 pm »

Granted, but the markers are all dried out and the cardboard box is treated so markers don't work on it.

I wish for one nice bowl of chicken broth.

Granted, but it wasn't prepared very well so there's still a beak and feathers in it.

EDIT: Um... Double wish corruption I guess? (forum didn't alert me that you had posted)

Granted, but I press the fifth button which exists only in the fourth dimension, and it was both the right button and the wrong button.

I wish for a 5 ml glass of Dr. Pepper that refills every time it is drained and turned upright.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9489 on: January 01, 2012, 06:59:06 pm »

Granted, but you die from drinking too much Dr.Pepper from the perpetual re-filling.

I wish for jelly pie.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9490 on: January 01, 2012, 07:55:30 pm »

Granted, you now have pie-flavored jelly. Despite your wishful expectations, it is disgusting.

I wish I was the Guy.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9491 on: January 01, 2012, 07:58:22 pm »

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9492 on: January 01, 2012, 08:32:55 pm »

granted.   Everybody uses the far superior pew pew now.

I wish the konami code worked on more things in life.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9493 on: January 01, 2012, 08:56:29 pm »

Granted, but it also makes it so that you can see nothing except pink ponies and hearts.

I wish that I had an airship
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9494 on: January 01, 2012, 08:59:33 pm »

it is the hindenburg :P

i wish for a another wish that is un-corruptible
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