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[GlyphGryph]

He did, but your crippling psychosis still makes it read as bopher every time you see it.

I wish I had a ferret. No, wait. TWO ferrets!

[Tersr]

They claw the crap put of you.

I wish the third wish after this won't be corrupted.

[GlyphGryph]

Granted - but only because the poster will withdraw the wish before it reaches that point.

I wish for a bucket of delicious and healthy pistachios, ready to eat an easy to access.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, the bucket WAS there, but it has been stolen.

I wish for a barrel of Grog!
And not Grog Lite, eugh I hate that stuff!

[GlyphGryph]

Congratulations, this barrel of grog is all yours! Please ignore that it's sealed, made of heavy iron, and wrapped in chains and locks for which no key exists.

Also, it maaaay be on your toe.

I wish for the ability to fly!
No, wait... that's way to dangerous. Wish withdrawn.

I wish for the ability to control gravity at will! (A power which I will barely use)

[Azthor]

Granted, but the first time you do so you offset the universe's force balance so much that earth comes to a screechin halt and you are sent burning through the atmosphere into space.

I wish for complete omnihood in all traits I deem beneficial. Any would be adverary is to cease to be immediately.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, but the first time you do so you offset the universe's force balance so much that earth comes to a screechin halt and you are sent burning through the atmosphere into space.

I wish for complete omnihood in all traits I deem beneficial. Any would be adverary is to cease to be immediately.

Granted, you are now a fanfic writer.


I wish I could open this iron barrel of grog, I don't care if it's on my toe, I'll just have it amputated and replaced with.. a pegtoe!

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. You get a key to open that barrel, and voila! It...

deconstructs itself, spewing out a ton of that aciding poison into the floor, and melting your other remaining toes. Ouch.

I wish that the poster below me gets the Bopher Curse (read the past few posts to get an idea of what it is) outta nowhere.

[Azthor]

Granted, but he had spell reflection on.

I wish for cheese of all kinds... Cheese for everyon!

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Granted, but its on the moon.  The moon is now made out of all kinds of cheese!

I wish that my liver will withstand NYE binge drinking.

[GlyphGryph]

Granted. Your liver manages just fine, mostly by refusing to process the alcohol and allowing the toxins to quickly destroy the rest of your body.

I wish I had a handful of that delicious moon cheese.

[Time Blossom]

Granted, but the word "delicious" is intensely subjective.

I wish there was a gadget for making your own fortune cookies at home.

[Chaos Armor]

Granted, but all of the fortunes come true and they are always nasty fortunes. Oh and they taste horrible and like gingerbread... Skyrunner.

Spoiler: Nasty Fortunes (click to show/hide)

You will have your wish corrupted today.

I wish that my brother be the next poster.

[Azthor]

Granted, we are all God's children. Hello, brother.

I wish for an uncorrupted wish which grants me omnipotence.

[Ultimuh]

Granted you- *KSSSSSSSSSSH (static noise)* "THE WISH IS IRRELEVANT. CORRUPTION WILL NOW COMMENCE. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE."


I WISH TO ASSIMILATE!