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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1293159 times)

terkiey

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9420 on: December 29, 2011, 01:27:57 pm »
You break your upside down spine trying to limbo under a monkey-infested banana chain.

I wish that I remembered to make a wish last time I posted.
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DwarfyDwarf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9421 on: December 29, 2011, 02:24:50 pm »
Granted, but that remembrance costs you your remembrance that nudity is usually unacceptable.

I wish I had wishes to wish for wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9422 on: December 29, 2011, 02:27:40 pm »
Granted, but all your wishes will become corrupted.

I wish I had a horse.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9423 on: December 29, 2011, 02:35:29 pm »
Granted, but it is a maneating horse, and eats all those who would dare ride it.

I wish I had a fully functional Dwemer Ballista.

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The Fool

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9424 on: December 29, 2011, 02:37:51 pm »
Granted. However you seem to have stood on the wrong side as you tested to see if it worked. It did.

I wish I had an interdimensional police box.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9425 on: December 29, 2011, 03:01:58 pm »
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Granted, but it is a maneating horse, and eats all those who would dare ride it.
Yessssss, this is exactly what I wanted! I win! I knew I could phrase my wish in such a way as to get the desired outcome! VICTORY!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9426 on: December 29, 2011, 03:13:36 pm »
Quote from: The Fool on December 29, 2011, 02:37:51 pm
I wish I had an interdimensional police box.
Granted, but it has an attitude and dumps you on the first world it finds that contains Daleks.

I wish for world peace, without the world being in pieces.
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This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

UltraValican

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9427 on: December 29, 2011, 03:19:22 pm »
Okay its liquified
I wish you would construct additonal pylons.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9428 on: December 29, 2011, 05:17:15 pm »
Granted, I did craft an additional pylon, if only all these Zerg would leave it alon-oh great, they destroyed it!

I wish for a barrel full of Grog!
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Trapezohedron

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9429 on: December 30, 2011, 08:26:07 am »
Granted. You get a barrel full of decomposing frog corpses. Oh, you said grog? I'm sorry, my eyesight's kinda bad, and I can't simply just revoke and redo spells.

I wish I had a Diggle plushie.
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DwarfyDwarf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9430 on: December 30, 2011, 08:57:55 am »
Granted. It's sickly, and you catch the diggle-flu.

I wish My wish became corrupted.
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Chaos Armor

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9431 on: December 30, 2011, 10:21:16 am »
Granted

I wish for a Bopher Sword.
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GlyphGryph

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9432 on: December 30, 2011, 10:43:52 am »
I don't know what a Bopher Sword is, so I'll just give you a regular one that's got a little something I like to call "The Bopher Curse".

Basically, it gives you diarrhea.

I wish someone would respond to this post.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9433 on: December 30, 2011, 10:47:59 am »
Granted. I post a completely irrelevant wish in this post.

I wish for GlyphGryph to berate me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9434 on: December 30, 2011, 10:52:37 am »
Granted,
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New Guy, you really shouldn't wish for things like that, they lead to people making fake quotes and posting them as mine.
I wish that my brother had spelled boffer correctly.
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Quote from: dermonster on January 25, 2013, 05:54:04 pm
This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.
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