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[Azthor]

Granted, the black hole collapses he cannon into itsel.

I wish the Spanish Armada hadn't been defeated.

[Loud Whispers]

It isn't. But this changes history so much that the inhabitants of R'lyeh awaken and destroy humanity.

I wish I had my marble slab back.

[Sirus]

You get it back, but then a mummy comes along, kills you, and returns to it's tomb.

I wish my sunglasses had the proper lenses for my eyesight.

[Azthor]

Granted, but a vomit encrusted midget with a suspicious beard gouges your eyes out.

I wish for the emancipation of the core.

[Araph]

Your wish is granted. The Earth's core is emancipated, and leaves for better regions of space. The exodus of molten material scorches the surface of the planet, which then crumbles into a heap as gravity pulls it together.

I wish that UPS would deliver my graphics card already.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, but instead the package contains a bobcat

I wish I knew about a good pair of headphones

[Chaos Armor]

Granted, but it arrived broken and irreparable.

Ninja, brother

Granted, but you forget it the moment you need it the most.

I wish Araph's graphics card would arrived today and in perfect condition.

[Sirus]

Granted. It's the wrong kind and won't fit.

I wish House was a real doctor.

[DwarfyDwarf]

Granted. He becomes your doctor, and you die because he's too busy yelling at Wilson and not having enough epiphanies.

I wish all of the trees would be purple.

[Skyrunner]

They now are, but only after all the other pigments disappear. Which they don't.

I wish gingerbread tasted like regular cookies.

[Chaos Armor]

Granted, but now all the other cookies taste like gingerbread.

I wish that DF had boats.

[Skyrunner]

Granted, but now all the other cookies  taste like gingerbread.

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DF already has boats. Just toy ones.

I wish I could keep my electronics on the winter retreat!

[bukitodinos]

they get broken cause of snow

i wish that i had an addy sword

[Azthor]

Granted... But guess WHERE it came from? You are in it for some FUN.

I wish for jellygeddon.

[Kestrel_6]

Granted. Jelly monsters rise up, and are defeated by the Spoon People, as they go great with salt.

I wish for Wraithguard (http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Wraithguard)