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[SirAaronIII]

It does, but only for you. You're special now!

I wish I could type in black text AND recreate DF combat logs accurately.

[Skyrunner]

It does, but only for you. You're special now!

I wish I could type in black text AND recreate DF combat logs accurately.

Well, DF combat logs are in color and you wanted black text so...


[warning] line 3: tried to divide variable by zero



I wish I had a super duper mega ultra C++ compiler that fixes all my errors for me!

[Azthor]

Granted, but you spontaneouly combust before you can enjoy it.

I wish for the next poster to have D&D 3.5's Momento Mori cast upon him.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, but I'm a level 29 sorcerer and have an epic spell protecting me.

I wish I had a brick that won't try to kill me.

[Ultimuh]

The spinning brick hits the Phantom of The Library in the head, fracturing the skull and jamming the skull through the brain!

His skull is broken. His brain is broken.
(He's still alive tough.)

I wish someone granted corrupted his wish better than I did.

[Skyrunner]

Granted, but I'm a level 29 sorcerer and have an epic spell protecting me.

I wish I had a brick that won't try to kill me.

Granted, but instead it cuts off your spinal cord, preventing you from using your legs.


I wish for a complete and exhaustive knowledge of all the languages (computer ones included) in the world!

Whoops, ninja'd

[Ultimuh]

Whoops, ninja'd

Actually, you did corrupt my wish by completely ignoring it! 

[Azthor]

Granted, but the sheer electrical input fries your nervese on the spot.

I wish to have a Divine Rank of 21+ AND for the would be corrupter to suffer of "Rocks fall, you die".

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, but the primal forces of the world beyond even the reckoning of the divine kill you, and I have my cleric bring me back to life.

I wish that I could successfully corrupt every wish.

[Flying Dice]

Granted. You then corrupt your own wish accidentally, preventing you from corrupting every wish, creating a paradox which traps you for all eternity.





I wish that I had a five cm diameter metal pole stuck in my chest.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, it turns into a demon and eats your soul.

I wish I had a d100

[Eagle_eye]

Granted: You now have a Nikon D100 camera. And it's irreparably broken.

I wish that I didn't make a wish.

[Phantom of The Library]

I wish I had a d100

Granted, I have a 100 sided die but it breaks the universe.

I wish that the poster above me had wished for something.

[Ultimuh]

I wish I had a d100

Granted, I have a 100 sided die but it breaks the universe.

I wish that the poster above me had wished for something.

Granted, he wished he didn't make a wish.

I wish this loop would end.

[Phantom of The Library]

Granted, but then it starts again.

I wish the poster above me didn't wish for anything.