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[Boes]

Granted: It's now so easy to mod UnReal World that nobody wants to touch it ever again.

I wish i could clone myself

Granted, each day you shovel out the stables of castle Spielburg, unfortunately the hero needed that money, you die in an "accident" shortly after.

I wish it was easier to mod UnReal World

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Granted.  Your clone is better than you at everything and more popular.  He also acts like a total jerk to you.  You hate your clone soooo much.

I wish I were a Dinosaur who could shoot rainbow laserbeams out of his mouth.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. You are seized by scientists and experimented upon.

I wish that I could create good music.

[Bdthemag]

Granted, but its outdated and no one likes it.

I wish I was rich.

[Dr. D]

Granted. You are now rich. Hello Richard.

I wish my paper was done.

[Boes]

Granted: Just as you finish your paper, your computer catches fire and destroys both your paper and your notes.

I wish i had a million us dollars in one dollar bills.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Granted.  The economic system totally collapses as people lose faith in government banking and the world goes back to the barter system.

I wish I had a great sammich to eat in front of me right now meow.

[Taricus]

Granted, though the cat's still alive inside of it.

I wish JA3 came out. And it was done like two as well.

[FuzzyZergling]

Granted. It is much to expensive for you to purchase it.

I wish that when I learned Japanese, I could remember it for more than a few hours.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. You now remember it forever, except when it would be useful.

I wish that this forum had a better search engine.

[Angel Of Death]

Granted. It has such a good engine that it is bought by Google. Alongside Dwarf Fortress.

I wish I had a billion dollars.

[Peewee]

Granted.  The economic system totally collapses as people lose faith in government banking and the world goes back to the barter system.

I wish for a simpler life.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Granted.  You become the girl who latched onto Paris Hilton for fame in The Simple Life.

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I wish for good weather so I can bike home from the library without getting all wet and/or lighteninged.

[Angel Of Death]

Granted. You now have weather where you won't get rained on or lightninged. You get fried by the suns pure heat instead.

I wish I was good at Caves of Qud.

[CoughDrop]

Granted. The hordes of enemies are indifferent to your +2 luck bonus. You die regardless.

I wish I could better focus on a single task without wondering what else I could be doing.