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[Jameslaker]

Granted. It is. However, it requires traveling at almost the speed of light, and you can only go into the future.

I wish that every wish corruption on this thread was brilliant and ingenious.

Granted. Hope Brilliance will be as fast as speed light.

I wish I was credited for this "Corrupt a Wish" thread.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Granted. now the effects of every wish-corruption affect you, too.

I wish I could play guitar better.

[Comrade_Fregge]

Granted. Do you remember the ending of "Discworld: Soul music"? Thats about how it ends for you, except fer the time paradox part.



I wish the European version of Catherine is released along with the American one, in July.

[Boes]

Granted: All releases are pushed back till july of 2331,  Just to take the title from duke nukem forever.

I wish Humans were a type 4 civilization

Granted. Do you remember the ending of "Discworld: Soul music"? Thats about how it ends for you, except fer the time paradox part.

I wish the European version of Catherine is released along with the American one, in July.

[GamerKnight]

Granted. You now have no idea what that means, and no way to appreciate the fact.

I wish I was Jebus.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Granted, you are Jebus.

Due to a scheduling conflict the coming of MegaJebus happens the same day, so no one cares about regular Jebus and you're considered all second rate and all.

I wish for a seven layer russian doll set (the type that all cup over each other) with each layer a more delicious form of fresh steak and/or chocolate.

[Angel Of Death]

Granted. You get chocolate and steak russian dolls. They are completely fresh. The smallest one is filled with cyanide. The contents leak and poison the chocolate and steak. You have to throw it away.

I wish Chuck Schulinder didn't die.

[Boes]

Granted: Chuck Schulinder didnt die.. He changed into a plasma based life form and left this universe to travel..

I wish Hotdogs came in packs of 8 and hotdog buns came in packs of 10

[Angel Of Death]

Granted. Hotdogs now come in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in 8. Novelty hotdogs and buns, of course!


I wish Dimebag Darrell didn't die.

[Dr. D]

Granted. Now a dime bag of an insane rich person who named it Darrel came to life. It killed the billionaire. Congradulations, murderer.

I wish Car Talk had more shows than once a week. 

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. The hosts are not happy with the new 7 days a week, 8 times a day episode schedule and quit.

I wish that my sleep schedule was not screwed up.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Granted.  Your sleep schedule stays consistant in that you never fall asleep again.  You are so tired.

I wish I get a 100% great success on my exam tomorrowwwwwwww.

[Omegastick]

Congratulations, you passed your evil traitor exam with flying colours, please proceed to your local execution booth immediately.

I wish I had a giant potato.

[FuzzyZergling]

Granted. A giant potato falls out of the sky, landing on you and killing you.

I wish I had a stable job.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Granted, each day you shovel out the stables of castle Spielburg, unfortunately the hero needed that money, you die in an "accident" shortly after.

I wish it was easier to mod UnReal World