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Angel Of Death

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7530 on: April 06, 2011, 12:47:26 am »

You are now never tired. But you still need to sleep. You slowly get irreversible brain damage from lack of sleep.

I wish a a cure for cancer was found.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7531 on: April 06, 2011, 01:46:52 am »

Granted, the tropics of cancer are cured, causing an imbalance in the global climate that kills us all

I wish I didn't have to go to school
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7532 on: April 06, 2011, 01:50:11 am »

Granted, you don't go to school anymore. You wind up as somebody with no future, flipping burgers throughout their whole life. Have fun!

I wish a real serial killer roguelike was released.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7533 on: April 06, 2011, 05:09:16 am »

Granted, but it sucks ass.

I wish I wasn't so bad at Mafia.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7534 on: April 06, 2011, 07:37:52 am »

Granted. But the talent you now have for Mafia is drained from all your other talents. You're the best Mafia player ever, but you suck at everything else. Even breathing. Have fun suffocating. :P

I wish we'd figure out fusion power, so we could stop relying on fission, coal, and oil.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7535 on: April 06, 2011, 07:38:57 am »

Granted, you are now good at Mafia but terrible at everything else.

FUCKIN' NINJA!

Granted. Fuision power is actually a mixture of the most toxic elements known to man. It destroys the ozone layer in minutes.

I wish I was intelligent.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7536 on: April 06, 2011, 07:39:46 am »

Granted, Toady changes your username to Intelligent

I wish FireFox wasn't blocked
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« Reply #7537 on: April 06, 2011, 08:18:54 am »

Granted. Now the first version of Firefox is not blocked, and only an incredibly buggy version at that.

I wish the weather was less stupid around here.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7538 on: April 06, 2011, 08:20:25 am »

Granted. The weather is now so intelligent that it is self aware. It kills humans for pollution.

I wish I was rich.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7539 on: April 06, 2011, 08:21:25 am »

Hi rich!

I wish it was hometime already
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7540 on: April 06, 2011, 08:24:23 am »

Granted. The time system is now replaced with words instead of times. It's currently Hometime.

I wish I wish I wish for fish!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7541 on: April 06, 2011, 10:53:22 am »

Granted. The time system is now replaced with words instead of times. It's currently Hometime.

I wish I wish I wish for fish!

Granted. Doctor Seuss hands you a FishWishDish. And also Things 1 and 2.

I wish I had a parrot.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7542 on: April 06, 2011, 02:09:19 pm »

Granted. You now have a parrot. Along with a missing leg, missing hand, missing eye, and scurvy.

I wish I could know what would happen if modern technology had been invented in the stone age.
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« Reply #7543 on: April 06, 2011, 02:12:41 pm »

Granted. This information is amazing. it will revolutionise the world. cure cancer. fix the world economy. and more.
Or it would, if it hadn't been lost when your brain exploded from overload.

I wish for a lime to cure my newfound scurvy.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7544 on: April 06, 2011, 02:57:34 pm »

Granted. You find a lime. Unfortunately, it's actually a lemon painted with lead-based green paint.

I wish I was a robot.
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