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[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. "Cats and dogs fall with rain".

I wish more people knew about snopes.com. Especially my relatives who keep emailing me cwap.

[Nilocy]

Granted. They do know now. But your relatives keep emailing you cwaps.

I wish people didn't watch this link http://youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI.

[Xehon]

I wish people didn't watch this link http://youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI.

Granted, but copies of the video spread across the internet and spam everything until there is no page on the net that is free from it.

I wish my motherboard wouldn't be defective and my new system would boot up.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

I wish people didn't watch this link http://youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI.

These days I just google the video URL. It came up with all Rick all the time ... so I was able to identify the video as a rickroll without actually being rickrolled! Not a winner, try again.

Anyway.

Granted. Your motherboard isn't defective. Your system boots up. And you realize you're running Windows ME. *screechy horror music*
Then you wake up in a cold sweat. Streetlight filters into your dark bedroom  through your window blinds. Far off you hear a train.
You get up, wiping your brow and face, and moment later emerge backlit from the bathroom. As your toilet finishes flushing, you glance at your monitor with its flying toast screensaver. You approach.
With a trembling hand you reach for your mouse. You pause, a hair's breadth away, fighting against the fear gripping your heart. You wince, and bump the mouse.
It's Vista *SCREECH SCREECH SCREECH*
(And then it crashes again)

I wish more people used mass transit and carpooling, and worked closer to home.

[Xehon]

Eek... I don't think I'll sleep well tonight. Btw, how did you know that I live near a railroad?

I wish more people used mass transit and carpooling, and worked closer to home.

Granted, but the resulting drop in consumerism causes the world economy to collapse and gives rise to a new worldwide anarcho-communist commune. For the better or worse of it.

I wish that a unix OS with DirectX would be created and become popular enough to drive Microsoft bankrupt.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

(Because I sneak into your house at night to brush your hair and whisper to you in Chinese)

Granted. But the resulting drop in consumerism causes the world economy to collapse and gives rise to a new worldwide anarcho-communist commune. For the better or worse of it.

I wis

[Helmaroc]

Granted, bu

I wish people would stop with the Candleja

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. They bring back "Frog Blast the Vent Core!" from 1994.

I wish for much, and protection from it.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Granted. You are teleported to the Realm of Eternal Fire inside an asbestos coffin.

I wish the Moon spun a little faster around its own axis, so we could see it rotate in the sky.

[Nilocy]

Granted. That would be so cool im not even going to corrupt the wish, although the sea's might be a bit weird if it did.

I wish that food could be made instant, without the help of cooking utensils.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Granted. You receive the ability to create any food item with but a thought, instantly. The food item will always disintegrate into molecules after 0.666 seconds.

I wish the next wisher's wish was not granted. >

[Helmaroc]

Granted.

I wish for another Beck album.

Not granted.

I wish for some nice tea.

[Nilocy]

Granted. You get your tea but it has too much/little sugar and milk both at the same time. You cant make your mind up about which one it is and your brain melts into a little pool of sludge.

I wish i had acctually written a wish before i relised 20 minutes later i hadn't.

[Helmaroc]

Granted, but no one corrupted it until 20 minutes later anyway.

I wish for a more important monkey.

[Jualin]

Granted. A new series of retroviruses released in the course of future biological warfare will have major effects on a small, localized population of howler monkeys: They will gain all the powers attributed to Superman and none of his weaknesses. The resulting race of supermonkeys come to dominate the Earth, subjugating the human race for s***s and giggles, and allowing us to exist in fear of them in their mercy, rather than hurling the Earth into the Sun and colonizing someplace else. Occasionally humans are used as pets and food.

I wish for telekinesis.