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[The Merchant Of Menace]

Granted, your computer now poops out on you when starting up, but hey! Minecraft would run awesomely if you could get that far.

I wish I didn't have an assignment to hand in today

[Hubris Incalculable]

Granted. You have, however, got 3 exams of the hardest sort.

I wish a monkey would swallow my sister.

[Taricus]

Granted, though now the RSPCA are on to you for animal cruelty.

I wish I had a fiber-optic internet connection.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Granted. It consists of a bag of wheat-bran, an Ethernet cable, and an LED.

I wish for more fun.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. You dig too deep, and your neighborhood, city, country, and eventually the entire planet are overrun by the HFS.

I wish that I could travel to alternate universes at will.

[Peewee]

Granted, your computer now poops out on you when starting up, but hey! Minecraft would run awesomely if you could get that far.

Oh the irony, it was doing just that 2-4 days ago.

Granted, but you can never get back.

I wish for punkbuster to die and never return.

[Angel Of Death]

Granted, your computer now poops out on you when starting up, but hey! Minecraft would run awesomely if you could get that far.

Oh the irony, it was doing just that 2-4 days ago.

Granted, but you can never get back.

I wish for punkbuster to die and never return.

Granted, Punkbuster dies and never returns. It's replaced with Shuntbuster, an even shittier version of Punkbuster.

I wish for Cannibal Corpse to get Chris Barnes back as a vocalist.

[Bdthemag]

What the heck is a Cannibal Corpse? Well anyways he comes back, but as a zombie.

I wish that I could fly.

[ggamer]

Granted. you fly too close to the sun and your wings melt.

I wish I knew more things about descriptive writing.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. You now know more about descriptive writing than your brain can store, and you suffer information overload and go insane.

I wish that I had an infinitely large memory.

[Dr. D]

Granted. You know have said memory, but constantly lose everything in it.

I wish I had something to get really angry about.

[Bdthemag]

Granted, your so angry your head explodes.

I wish I didn't have writers block.

[Angel Of Death]

Granted, you now have a writers knife! Lodged in your chest!

I wish for headbangable music.

[Dr. D]

Granted. You now have a large number of polka tracks, which you can bang your head to, but that would be silly.


I wish my jokes were found funny.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. They are found hilarious by you. No one else does, however.

I wish that I could freely travel through time, at will, with no restrictions on where I can and cannot go.