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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7440 on: March 30, 2011, 01:20:26 pm »
Granted. The two dwarfs kill each other over the single cup of rum.

I wish for a million monkeys typing on a million typewriters forever (note: they are immortal monkeys).
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7441 on: March 30, 2011, 02:09:57 pm »
Done. Unfortunately, the ink is magma, and the typewriters melt, and burn the hands straight off of your monkeys, causing them to suffer always, unable to die....

I wish I had super strength!
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« Reply #7442 on: March 30, 2011, 02:31:28 pm »
Granted. YOU HAVE SUPER STRENGTH! You attempt to celebrate with a celebratory omelet, but when trying to cook it, you break your stove! And it starts on fire! And your house burns to the ground with you inside.



I wish that when the next IDF came in I'd have my boots on. Seriously, it really sucks to have to jam bare feet in boots, grab one's rifle and run to a bunker.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7443 on: March 31, 2011, 12:47:53 am »
Quote from: Strife26 on March 30, 2011, 02:31:28 pm
Granted. YOU HAVE SUPER STRENGTH! You attempt to celebrate with a celebratory omelet, but when trying to cook it, you break your stove! And it starts on fire! And your house burns to the ground with you inside.



I wish that when the next IDF came in I'd have my boots on. Seriously, it really sucks to have to jam bare feet in boots, grab one's rifle and run to a bunker.
Granted, you have your boots on when the next IDF comes. Sadly, your boots are filled with broken glass, razor wire and superglue. The boots stick to your feet and your feet have to be surgicaly removed. (What's an IDF?)

I wish for a wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7444 on: March 31, 2011, 01:12:46 am »
It comes true. You are tortured by insurgents for your wish, but you are unable to ever talk. Which iis how you make the wish

I wish to go out with a hot chick.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7445 on: March 31, 2011, 01:37:08 am »
Granted, you go out with a flaming chicken that promptly sets you ablaze.

I wish for vomit.
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« Reply #7446 on: March 31, 2011, 03:05:26 am »
Granted. Interestingly, you just got a job offer to become the drummer for the band Spinal Tap. Unfortunately, you choke on the vomit. And it isn't even yours.



I wish that everyone knew that IDF stands for indirect fire.
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« Reply #7447 on: March 31, 2011, 03:10:09 am »
Granted, But now the IDF is pissed over it and are using IDF to conquer the world. Or at least palestine.

I wish that I didn't need sleep.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7448 on: March 31, 2011, 06:12:13 am »
Granted, you no longer need sleep! You now need to stand on your head and yell "I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL!" for hours instead.

I wish I had balls of steel.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7449 on: March 31, 2011, 06:52:01 am »
You are now sterile and cannot walk without a wheelchair. When trying to move from the wheelchair to your bed the 'balls of steel' pull your dick off.

I wish I had someone to talk to who wan't violent, crazy, rascist or a future rapist.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7450 on: March 31, 2011, 07:05:51 am »
Granted. I'm only violent and crazy.



I wish that my right sock didn't have an annoying sliver in it.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7451 on: March 31, 2011, 07:13:05 am »
Granted, your right sock now has an annoying piece of broken glass in it.


I wish I knew where all of my viruses were coming from.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7452 on: March 31, 2011, 08:07:27 am »
Granted, they are coming from your mom.  :P

I wish the events of the Half-Life series come true, so i can go headcrab hunting!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7453 on: March 31, 2011, 08:09:21 am »
 Granted. You fumble and headcrabs latches on to your head.

I wish I was geokinetic. And had good control over it.
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« Reply #7454 on: March 31, 2011, 09:07:01 am »
Granted. You're kidnapped by a shadowy non-governmental organization and taken to a secret location that's carefully kept far away from any geokeneticable material (because the distance to effort ration is quadratic). There, you are the subject of !!Science!!



I wish that the flood wall for my house was higher.
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