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Bdthemag

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7425 on: March 29, 2011, 04:05:53 pm »
Granted, but you have to get permission from your mom to do it.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7426 on: March 29, 2011, 04:08:44 pm »
Granted, they cancel it though.

I wish I had a window.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7427 on: March 29, 2011, 04:12:21 pm »
Granted. It is a window to a Lovecraftian nightmare, and you go insane, spending your last moments being torn apart by eldritch abominations.

I wish that I was a god.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7428 on: March 29, 2011, 04:25:44 pm »
You are now the God of fungal infections in unpleasant places.

I wish I had telekinesis.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7429 on: March 29, 2011, 04:29:20 pm »
Congratulations! Telekinesis achieved!
Too bad you're now paralyzed from the neck down, and unable to speak. (unrelated to eachother, of course)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7430 on: March 29, 2011, 11:13:19 pm »
You forgot your wish... until you do make a wish, ill post mine, and when you do, i will corrupt it. just PM me when you do.

I wish i lived in the mario universe!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7431 on: March 29, 2011, 11:26:07 pm »
Granted, you are the Goomba Mario just squashed.

I wish I could fly.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7432 on: March 30, 2011, 12:01:58 am »
You fly but you are hit by a penny that some twat dropped form a skyscraper and it pierces your skull shattering pieces into your brain, Your body falls and splats on a unsuspecting car.

I wish for nothing, but everything as well.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7433 on: March 30, 2011, 12:21:42 am »
Granted, you destroy the world by wishing for a paradox, you bastard!

I wish for Miro to seed faster. I wish for a bowl full of dog shit
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7434 on: March 30, 2011, 05:06:10 am »
Granted, but you are the bowl.  :o

I wish for everything I own to duplicate once.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7435 on: March 30, 2011, 05:08:36 am »
Granted, but then your duplicates duplicate themselves ad infinitum, eventually suffocating you under a mountain of stuff.

I wish I wish I was a fish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7436 on: March 30, 2011, 10:28:17 am »
Granted. you wish to be a fish.

I wish for CottonCandy.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7437 on: March 30, 2011, 10:39:46 am »
Granted, you now get some CottonCandy. From a pillar that was hiding a glowing pit, that is!

I wish for 18+ games to be allowed in Austraila.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7438 on: March 30, 2011, 10:43:32 am »
Granted, there are 19 allowed games in Australia.

I wish I could fly.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7439 on: March 30, 2011, 10:46:32 am »
Quote from: Japa on March 30, 2011, 10:43:32 am
Granted, there are 19 allowed games in Australia.

I wish I could fly.
Granted! You can now fly. You soar in the air with the bir- Oh wait, you just flew into an airplane engine, ripping you to shreds.

I wish for 2 dwarfs 1 cup.
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