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Acanthus117

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7380 on: March 12, 2011, 02:20:21 am »
Granted. They suffer by having the most mind-blowing night of their lives.

I wish that I was a great novelist, renowned the world over for my work.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7381 on: March 12, 2011, 02:22:48 am »
Granted. You are now a great novelist (in the eyes of an evil man), renowned around the world for your acts of extreme bigotry and genocide.

I wish for an U.R.I.S.T
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« Reply #7382 on: March 12, 2011, 11:25:23 pm »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on March 12, 2011, 02:22:48 am
Granted. You are now a great novelist (in the eyes of an evil man), renowned around the world for your acts of extreme bigotry and genocide.

I wish for an U.R.I.S.T

Granted. You are now a fat memetard.

I wish Angel of Death wasn't so gay.
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« Reply #7383 on: March 12, 2011, 11:44:37 pm »
granted but now the west burrow baptist church is coming for you

I wish that my adventurer could fight an elk and win
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7384 on: March 12, 2011, 11:46:13 pm »
Granted. He has the ability to win a fight with a dead elk.

I wish that I did not require sleep to function normally.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7385 on: March 12, 2011, 11:54:17 pm »
Granted. However, you no longer can touch anything comforable anymore. You die of lack of comfort.

I wish politics were a lot more interesting.
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« Reply #7386 on: March 12, 2011, 11:54:59 pm »
Granted, World war three started.

I wish ME3 would come out soon.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7387 on: March 12, 2011, 11:58:57 pm »
Granted. It is rushed to completion and is a buggy unfinished piece of crap.

I wish that I could think of every conceivable way in wish any given wish might be corrupted.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7388 on: March 13, 2011, 12:02:49 am »
The gods of wishing find your wish too smug and confusingly worded and strike you down with a hammer shaped meteor

I wish for meteor insurance
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7389 on: March 13, 2011, 12:17:47 am »
You get Meteor insurance, a comet strikes your house, killing you and another comet kills your family a few hours later.


I wish for Reign In Blood. Eternal life

Jesus, is that too hard to corrupt?
« Last Edit: March 17, 2011, 11:38:35 pm by Angel Of Death »
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7390 on: March 17, 2011, 11:38:54 pm »
Bump. Sorry, I can't let this thread die.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7391 on: March 17, 2011, 11:41:03 pm »
Granted, the thread becomes paralyzed.

I wish my founder in LCS wouldn't always get his face shot off.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7392 on: March 18, 2011, 12:16:39 am »
Quote from: Bdthemag on March 17, 2011, 11:41:03 pm
Granted, the thread becomes paralyzed.

I wish my founder in LCS wouldn't always get his face shot off.
Granted, he now gets his head shot off.

I wish I could win LCS.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7393 on: March 18, 2011, 03:39:05 pm »
Granted. You download the earlier, easier editions, but are completely unfulfilled by beating it.


I wish that I had a few more posts than I currently do.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7394 on: March 18, 2011, 04:10:51 pm »
Granted. They are all trolling and you get permabanned.

I wish I lived the perfect life, as according to me.
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