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Furtuka

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7290 on: February 15, 2011, 09:27:34 pm »
you are now A fly


I wish for an eraser
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ggamer

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7291 on: February 15, 2011, 09:32:45 pm »
grated. it is such a fucking awesome eraser that it erases you from existence.

I wish I had an xbox 360
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Johnfalcon99977

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7292 on: February 15, 2011, 09:33:49 pm »
Granted. It is has a pre-installed Red ring of death. You also have to pay.

I wish my threads would get updated more often.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7293 on: February 15, 2011, 09:41:59 pm »
Grranted. Your threads are attacked by spambots and are all deleted by Toady One.

I wish that DF had a usable UI.
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Johnfalcon99977

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7294 on: February 15, 2011, 09:45:31 pm »
Granted. Everyone forgot what a UI was, so they assumed DF had it.

I wish for wings.
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ggamer

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7295 on: February 15, 2011, 09:46:48 pm »
granted, but you fly too close to the sun and your wings melt.

above a mountain range.

good luck with that.

I wish DF was optomized.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7296 on: February 15, 2011, 09:49:14 pm »
Granted, but Toady stops updating it.

I wish I didn't have to wait for the paper pushers to finish filing before I can take home my puppy.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7297 on: February 15, 2011, 09:50:12 pm »
granted, but your puppy is a demon.

I wish there were more hours in a day.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7298 on: February 15, 2011, 09:51:46 pm »
Granted, we now got 2 hours of sleep and 22 hours of work. Thanks alot.


I wish I had a real version of Missingno.
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« Reply #7299 on: February 15, 2011, 09:52:40 pm »
Granted, my demon puppy slows the rotation of the planet to a stop, causing severe climate changes all over the globe.
Granted, you get my demon puppy, conveniently named Missingno.

I wish I had my puppy back.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7300 on: February 15, 2011, 09:54:36 pm »
your puppy never left you. IT WAS ALL JUST A DREAM

I wish I was 1 inch shorter.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7301 on: February 15, 2011, 10:03:45 pm »
Granted. The top inch of your head is lopped off.

I wish that I was a sapient artificial intelligence.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7302 on: February 15, 2011, 10:05:54 pm »
Quote from: AntiAntiMatter on February 15, 2011, 10:03:45 pm
Granted. The top inch of your head is lopped off.

I wish that I was a sapient artificial intelligence.

Granted, you are C3P0.

I wish FOR REAL this time, A REAL MISSINGNO.
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Acanthus117

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7303 on: February 16, 2011, 04:11:48 am »
Granted.

A black hole appears, and you DIE

I wish I could manipulate reality.
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YOU DOUBLE PENIS
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #7304 on: February 16, 2011, 08:52:12 am »
Quote from: Acanthus117 on February 16, 2011, 04:11:48 am
Granted.

A black hole appears, and you DIE

I wish I could manipulate reality.

Granted, but since With Great Power Comes Great Insanity, you go absolutely nuts and kill every sentient thing in the universe. You try to create yourself new 'friends', but you're too insane.

I wish I wasn't poor.
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