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[vadia]

The Chinese do. They evacuate their High Command and bombard earth into rubble, then return and seize power.

I wish I were Chuck Norris.

Granted; you're 70 years old and cannot help but supporting people like Huckabee in presidential elections.  Were you a Democrat or moderate before, you now hate yourself and so you beat yourself up every night.

I wish Chuck Norris would punch everybody who tries to kill innocent people -- hard -- in places that won't heal quickly.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. He roundhouse kicks you for trying to order him around.


I wish that people would stop with that Pirates vs. Ninjas stupidity.

[Zrk2]

Granted. He roundhouse kicks you for trying to order him around.


I wish that people would stop with that Pirates vs. Ninjas stupidity.

Deal. Ninjas win once and for all!

I wish I were a ninja.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Deal. Ninjas win once and for all!

Awesome. I love ninjas!

I wish I were a ninja.

Granted. You are a real-life ninja, which is not as awesome as you would think due to the fact that they and their techniques are all obselete.




I wish that people did not stupidly fight wars.

[Darvi]

Granted, now they only normally fight wars.

I wish Ninjas weren't so damn over-hyped.

[dragnar]

Granted. Ninjas are now every bit as awesome as the hype says. They are all like Dr. McNinja. Minus the doctor part.

I wish pirates were more lame.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. Ninjas take over the world and execute you for thinking about pirates.


I wish that this thread had not been invaded by the pirates vs ninjas conflict.

[Zrk2]

I was ninjaed, so here is Dragnars:

Granted. Ninjas are now every bit as awesome as the hype says. They are all like Dr. McNinja. Minus the doctor part.

I wish pirates were more lame.

They're so lame that it isn't even a contest.

Oh! Story:

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My school had Pirates vs. Ninjas day the other day. I walked into school and saw pirates, but not ninjas. I was disappointed. Then I realized what happened. I thought to myself; good job ninjas...

I wish my school actually had Pirate vs. Ninja day.

And AAM: Ok, it's now pirates vs. knights.

I wish my school actually had Pirate vs. Ninja vs. Knight day.

[Taco Dan]

OK but you can't find any of the pirates or knights. And what are all those ninja staring at you for? Then you realize... Today was the worst day to wear an eyepatch to school.

Edit: I wish I hadn't almost forgotten to make a wish.

[Darvi]

Granted. Now you've totally forgotten to make a wish, and now I'm gonna flame you fotr not making a wish.
 
I wish I had a nuclear powered gun that shoots laserchainswordchucks. And that won't backfire, explode, or otherwise harm me or my possessions.

[Vorthon]

Granted. Now you've totally forgotten to make a wish, and now I'm gonna flame you fotr not making a wish.
 
I wish I had a nuclear powered gun that shoots laserchainswordchucks. And that won't backfire, explode, or otherwise harm me or my possessions.

Granted. You get one. However, it's one of those ikea-style DIY-type things. The instruction manual is four billion pages long, and you can't make heads or tails of it.

I wish I was the best DF-modder ever.

[Dr. D]

Granted. You can now modify the letters D and F all you want.


I wish I understood all languages.

[Vorthon]

Granted. Since you didn't specify only true languages, you go insane from hearing all the constant communications of every living thing. Even the chemical ones.

I wish I was the best dwarf-fortress modder ever.

[Darvi]

Granted. You get one. However, it's one of those ikea-style DIY-type things. The instruction manual is four billion pages long, and you can't make heads or tails of it.

Eh, I have one of those genius engineers around. He don't need plans for anything.

Granted, you can scramble the word "dwarf-fortress" as much as you want.

I wish I had more salami pizza.

[Dr. D]

Granted. You now have one crumb of a salami pizza.

I wish I could play the trombone better.