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[Zrk2]

You watch Cakeboss explode. Now you have no cake.

I wish I could blow the whole of TLC channel up.

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

Wish granted now all you need is some mouth wash to get the taste out of your mouth.

I wish to rule the world with an iron fist!

[Zrk2]

Granted, my steel fist punches you out.

I wish that I had some brainbleach for that last post.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. The brainbleach scours your brain of everything but that post and the context.


I wish that that post had never been posted.

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

Granted, instead of that post I posted a similar one only aimed at you. Hope you like the TLC channel!

I wish for a cheap way to extract rare earth elements cheaply and earth friendly

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. The method is discovered by North Korea. Six months later, life as you know it is gone.


I wish entropy did not exist, and that there are infinite amounts of energy.

[Vorthon]

Granted. The method is discovered by North Korea. Six months later, life as you know it is gone.


I wish entropy did not exist, and that there are infinite amounts of energy.

Granted. The universe 'asplodes.

I wish that I could get out of the creative rut I'm stuck in.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted.  You get stuck in a different creative rut.


I wish that my day had been better.

[Darvi]

Granted, it's better than tomorrow.

I wish my brother would stay out of my room.

[Vorthon]

Granted. He now follows you everywhere else. Even into the bathroom. *Shudder*

I wish The Gaijin (Freaky aliens which are basically natural robots which evolved on a iron-rich planet with seas of iron carbonyl) from the novel Manifold Space were real.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. The real-life versions are xenophobic and militaristic, and wipe out humanity in under a month.


I wish people were not idiots.

[Vorthon]

Granted. Everyone's now so smart we reach the first technological singularity within a year (Using the Orion's Arm concept of multiple tech singularities), and the second a month after that, the third after another week, the fourth after three days, and so on until we all become Archailects. It gets boring when everyone is near-omnipotent.

I wish humanity would get off their collective lazy ass and get to work on establishing off-world colonies.

[Errol]

Granted. The first prototype crashes on the earth, wiping out most of humanity.

I wish I could punch people over the internet.

[Vorthon]

Granted. Your arm gets stuck in the tubes. (y'know, the whole 'the internet is a series of tubes' joke...)

I wish that humanity would start colonizing NEOs (Near Earth Objects: Asteroids whose orbital paths interesect the oribtal path of the Earth. Amazingly rich in resources.)

[Zrk2]

The Chinese do. They evacuate their High Command and bombard earth into rubble, then return and seize power.

I wish I were Chuck Norris.