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[Zrk2]

You can, but the teleporter only transmits matter, not energy. MEaning when you use it you die.

I wish e would use it.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. e turns out to be your best friend.


I wish I could wish for infinite wishes.

[Darvi]

Granted. Those wishes can only be used for more infinite wishes.

I wish for a comfy pillow.

[Blackdutchie]

Granted, you fall asleep, never to wake up again.

I wish for an infinite strawberry icecream generator!

[Darvi]

Granted, you fall asleep, never to wake up again.

I wish for an infinite strawberry icecream generator!

Perfect! Just what I will need for the god tiers !

Granted, but the strawberries are wild strawberries, full of piss from wild animals

I wish for less attention!

[Acanthus117]

Granted. You are now ignored by every living thing on earth.

After a long, empty life full of enforced solitude, you die a lonely death.

Your body is found after you die, and many people wonder who you were.

I wish that my fingers would heal faster.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. They heal instantly and incorrectly, rendering them useless.


I wish that I was fluent in all languages.

[Acanthus117]

Granted.

Your mind is overloaded with terabytes of information on every single language that will exist, now and forever. Your brain explodes.

I wish for a sports car.

[RedWarrior0]

Granted. It's a -5 Cursed Sportscar. Once you get in, you can't leave.

For what do you wish? +5 Excalibur

[vadia]

Granted. It's a -5 Cursed Sportscar. Once you get in, you can't leave.  until you crash

For what do you wish? +5 Excalibur

critical failure -- you lost 3.5 limbs.

I wish I had a bag of create 10 beets a day.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. The beets are infected with a plague that is highly contagious and has a 10-year incubation period, making it undetectable until it kills you.


I wish that TVTropes was less addicting.

[Darvi]

Granted but... sorry, can't do.

I wish this thread would actually work.

[Zrk2]

It does. After someone links to TvTropes and it lies dormant for a year

I wish I was tvTropes.

[Darvi]

Granted. But now you're full of stuff you never wanted to know.

I wish I could actually do something tomorrow that doesn't involve going to school.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. You are kidnapped by the Spanish Inquisition.



I wish that there was actually something good on TV.