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[Blackdutchie]

Granted, you now live in Zimbabwe, homework is 2+2=?
Your chance of attaining enough wealth to feed yourself is 1/100.000

I wish i had a cookie for every time someone made a wish.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. You are buried alive in cookies.


I wish that humans had already gotten to post-scarcity level society.

[RedWarrior0]

Granted. Everyone also has an antimatter warhead to call his own.

[vadia]

Granted. Everyone also has an antimatter warhead to call his own.

That was the only wish of yours that would have ever been granted, but you neglectted to make it.

I  wish I had cool superpowers,

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. The government kidnaps you and forces you into being a supersoldier.


I wish that consumerism had never been invented.

[Manchild]

Granted, but that destroys all consumers in the world.

Oh, i wish i were an oscar meyer wiener.....

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. You are burned because one of your component animals was infected with a plague.


I wish that I could be reincarnated as a domestic cat living a pleasant and peaceful life when I die.

[Darvi]

Granted. You get run over by a car when crossing the road (hey, your life was peaceful, but accidents can happen)

I wish I... uh...  I wish I knew what  to wish for.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. It is now to late to do anything, however, as you have no more wishes.


I wish that I was a programmer of astounding ability.

[Darvi]

Granted. You get arrested for trying to hack yourself into the pentagon.

I wish for a funny drink.

[Manchild]

granted, your drink consists of puree of clown. dont worry. they were funny clowns

i wish for a wish of a wish of a wish to keep a wish in a wish sans the wish that no one else gets wishes

[Keita]

Grant- Oh wait! Grammar manifests it's self in front of you and slaps you in the face, taking your wish with it as compensation!

I wish I was an anime character!

[vadia]

granted; your series is cancelled due to the fact that it was too boring.  you live in cancelation limbo forever

I wish I had Emergency pants

[SaintDraze]

Granted! Oh wait the emergency pants activate due to being spontaniously manifested!
As you look through the instruction manual you find out its entirely in Swiss japanese korean!
The pants go on a Rampage Humping every thing in its path while locomoting in the silliest way possible!

[Zrk2]

Granted! Oh wait the emergency pants activate due to being spontaniously manifested!
As you look through the instruction manual you find out its entirely in Swiss japanese korean!
The pants go on a Rampage Humping every thing in its path while locomoting in the silliest way possible!

Is that your wish? The pants get pepper sprayed. Now they are stained.

I wish that you would make me a sammich!