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[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

Granted but its your doppelganger and he only took it over as part of stealing you life from you.

I wish that I had a perfect memory.

[vadia]

Granted but its your doppelganger and he only took it over as part of stealing you life from you.

I wish that I had a perfect memory.

If he takes my upcoming surgery and my sorcerer game I'd be glad of THAT!

Righto he wishes he had perfect memory.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. All your suppressed memories are now crystal clear in your mind, which, combined with vivid memories of your birth, slowly drive you insane.


I wish that the singularity would hurry up and come already.

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

Granted. All your suppressed memories are now crystal clear in your mind, which, combined with vivid memories of your birth, slowly drive you insane.

Impossible, you see I was never sane to begin with so I can not go "in"sane. How could I be in something that I have never even come close to?

[Strife26]

Granted. No one could really imagine the robot domination without being there.



I wish for more pizza, one pizza, well prepared, 18 inches in diameter.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. It is covered in your least favorite toppings.


I wish that all software was open-source.

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

Granted, every thing is open source buts its all written in Brainfuck.

I wish I was a planeswalker like from before the timespiral block

[Manchild]

granted, but your lifespan is shortened to four milliseconds due to the transformation process.

i wish i knew what a planeswalker from before the timespiral block was

[Darvi]

Granted, but you forget everything else instead.

I wish for cookie dough ice cream.

[Gatleos]

Granted. You get salmonella from it.

I wish for a magical flying surf board that shoots laser beams.

[Darvi]

Granted. But  you accidentally press the red button on it labelled "do not press" and it blows up.

I wish for a glass of water.

[vadia]

Granted, every thing is open source buts its all written in Brainfuck.

I wish I was a planeswalker like from before the timespiral block

Nu, what is it?

Darvi wishes for a glass of water btw

[RedWarrior0]

Granted. He gets a glass of water. With a few cesium tablets in it.

I wish I could find my iPod.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Granted. It is on the moon.


I wish that humans were not all insane.

[RedWarrior0]

Granted. Unfortunately, insanity is done away with completely. Now you don't even want to know what happens when a human sees Cthulhu.

I wish homework was easier