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b1gb0y2013

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6960 on: December 19, 2010, 12:43:54 am »
false, this is an unauthorized request of the system input "I WISH"... access denied

I wish for a PONY
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6961 on: December 19, 2010, 12:54:38 am »
Granted. You receive Perfectly Omnipotent Nasgul Yorganism.(Penny Arcade was right. The Y is tricky) Your Nasgul eats everyone.

I wish for a BALL.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6962 on: December 19, 2010, 01:23:31 am »
Granted. You recieve a Ballistic Aerial Levitating Lobster

I wish for a LIOPLEURODON (Have fun with that...)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6963 on: December 19, 2010, 03:48:23 am »
Granted...it's not what you expected and the shocking reality of it all blows your mind...literally! it takes weeks for the brain matter to come out of the carpet...

I wish for more forum dragons >.>
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6964 on: December 19, 2010, 05:22:45 am »
Everyone on the forum is now a dragon. That may seem awesome, but it's hard to type with those big claws, especially when you're accidentally melting parts of your monitor every five minutes.


I wish for a wish so that I can wish for another wish to wish for a wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6965 on: December 19, 2010, 05:50:55 am »
Granted but you still only end up with one wish.

I wish for coal for christmas, so I can forge some steel.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6966 on: December 19, 2010, 07:39:35 am »
granted here is a picture (5x's size) of your coal.   

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sorry for the poor resolution.

I wish my apartment was sparkly clean
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« Reply #6967 on: December 19, 2010, 10:55:39 am »
Granted. Your apartment is squeaky-clean and sparkly. Unfortunately, it has also been re-decorated with pictures of cute puppies and kittens, the glitteryness attracts twilight fans, and you lose the next three days of your life to tvtropes.

I wish with all my heart that the A Game Of Thrones tv series on HBO next spring will be really really good.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6968 on: December 19, 2010, 12:29:18 pm »
Granted, but all recordings of the show are destroyed in a nuclear meltdown before they can be aired.


I wish that I was omnipotent and omniscient.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6969 on: December 19, 2010, 12:32:20 pm »
Quote from: AntiAntiMatter on December 19, 2010, 12:29:18 pm
I wish that I was omnipotent and omniscient.

Granted, why would you want to have been so?  And why didn't you do anything about it?

I wish I had karl kassel's voice on my answering machine
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dwarfguy2

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6970 on: December 21, 2010, 02:29:53 pm »
You get the rest of him, and he crushes your answering machine.

I wish there was a Meta Knight movie, and I had the best seat in the house.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6971 on: December 21, 2010, 02:45:49 pm »
Granted. Meta Knight: The Movie: In which Meta Knight enters IWBTG in reality.

I wish that dwarfguy would not be a Meta Knight fanboy.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6972 on: December 21, 2010, 02:56:09 pm »
Granted, now I'm a Dark Link fanboy.

I wish for a dish full of swishing fish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6973 on: December 21, 2010, 09:33:58 pm »
Granted. You get a dish of piranhas which eat your face off.


I wish that my wish could not be corrupted.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6974 on: December 21, 2010, 10:48:38 pm »
granted.



i wish for a funny picture
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