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dwarfguy2

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6930 on: December 15, 2010, 03:05:14 pm »
You happen to have a mouth far too small to use them.

I wish my waddle doos would get me a sammich. (They could hold a tray or something over their heads.)
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maxicaxi

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6931 on: December 15, 2010, 03:09:16 pm »
they give you a poison sammich

i wish that my humble bundle would hurry up
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6932 on: December 15, 2010, 03:20:00 pm »
It hurries up so much that it overloads your pc's bus, which superheats, flash-igniting the plastic sheathing on your computers' power cables causing a severe fire. You've lost all your Dwarf Fortresses.

I wish nothing much would happen because of this wish.
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dwarfguy2

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6933 on: December 15, 2010, 03:22:02 pm »
Nothing much. Just your death.

I wish that my waddle doos would bring me an antidote sammich.
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6934 on: December 15, 2010, 04:49:10 pm »
Granted. They bring you an antidote sammich. Unfortunately, sammich is Waddle Doo for "antidote." They bring you poison.

I wish for a copy of New Super Mario Bros. Wii and a chance to play it with my friends.
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dwarfguy2

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6935 on: December 15, 2010, 04:53:10 pm »
Your game is corrupted, and causes permanent damage to your wii.

I wish waddle doos spoke plain english.
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Zrk2

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6936 on: December 15, 2010, 05:23:41 pm »
They tell you 'Screw of you jerk!'

I wish you would give me something great with this wish.
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dwarfguy2

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6937 on: December 15, 2010, 05:25:50 pm »
A great big rock falls on you.

I wish for the skills to make a sprite comic.
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b1gb0y2013

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6938 on: December 15, 2010, 06:44:07 pm »
Granted BUT EVERYONE HATES YOUR ARTWORK!!!!! BURN THE DEFILER!

I wish for a pet penguin that isnt a man eater, nor a woman eater incase you guys somehow turn me into a woman O.o
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Eagle_eye

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6939 on: December 15, 2010, 07:18:31 pm »
granted. you are now a monkey

I wish orthodontics were never invented.
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b1gb0y2013

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6940 on: December 15, 2010, 07:20:52 pm »
Granted. Everyones teeth get disgusting an everyone has cavities.

I wish for presents early. Send me presents or face my wrath!
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Zephyr

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6941 on: December 15, 2010, 11:56:16 pm »
Granted! i sent you a bomb!  ;D

i wish dragons got more respect =p
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6942 on: December 16, 2010, 12:27:29 am »
Granted. One non-respecter has been eaten by a dragon.

I wish I could sleep.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester
YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
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If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

Comrade_Fregge

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6943 on: December 16, 2010, 05:06:00 pm »
Granted, you fall to sleep...
...forever!

I wish the next Dead Frontier update would be released soon.
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Twi

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #6944 on: December 16, 2010, 05:07:16 pm »
Granted, but it sucks.
I wish that I had more time.
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